Bringing a deranged child into the shinobi world

This isn't tartarus..is it?

'Hello satan'

Your day started out like any other day.

You went to school, learned shit you weren't gonna use in life, went back home, ate and then slept. Normal right?

Yeah well, before you went home, some rando pulled you into an alleyway.

You know, like how people kidnap other people.

A normal person would have struggled and tried to get out. But you? You were a different case, you just stayed still. Why? Because you knew it was that dumb bitch (f/n).

"Mmmh mhpm Hm.." (Bro tf you want..) You tried to speak, but of course it was muffled by the hand that was covering your mouth.

Wanna know what you did?

You licked it, and then moaned.

When I said moaned, I mean REALLY moaned. And no, you don't have a fetish or kink for this. You just built different.

"BRO WTF?!??" (F/n) pushed you away and brought his hand near him, trying to get rid of your saliva off his hand, whilst trying to get away from you.

"Pftghs- BlEgH-"

"......"

"Stop being dramatic man, I just licked your hand ;-;"

"EXACTLY, YOU LICKED ME"

Pushing yourself against the wall to regain your balance and be able to stand properly. Crossing your arms, you looked at (f/n) with a "🗿" face.

After (F/n) finally finished his little dramatic fake meltdown, he grabbed his backpack and pulled out a zip-lock bag filled halfway through with green powder- 'that looks familiar- waIT DONT TELL ME-'

......

"Is- is that.......weed?.."

"No its a condom- OF COURSE ITS WEED (Y/N) WHAT ELSE WOULD IT BE?! GREEN COCAINE?!"

"IM SORRY THEN😭😭"

(F/n) pulled you and forced you to sit on the ground, while he took some other stuff from his backpack and sat down as calm as a sloth.

"What do we do with it?"

Looking at you with a deadpanned expression, he took out one of those tubes you stick in your nose and grinned an evil grin

"We smoke, duh"

A few hours after you guys decided smoking weed in an alleyway at 3pm was a good idea, you were finally home.

High as fuck.

"(S/N)! WHERE'RE YA?"

You closed the door behind you, and walked to the best of your ability while high, which in all honesty, isn't that great since you kept tripping and because you had a 'dead to the earth asleep' (f/n) in your arms.

'Heavy ass motherfucker, couldn't walk back to his own house and had me drag his lousy ass all the way here. Smh, he's banned from anything drug related now'

Dropping his fat ass on the couch, earned you a sleepy mix of a moan and a groan. you groggily stood up straight and proceeded to crack your spine.

What? You were hunched over while bringing (f/n) with you to your house, and that mf was heavy as fuck.