DO YOU SMOKE?
A sm0ker was sm0king at the airp0rt.
A Gentleman came & asked him:
Gentleman: How much do you sm0ke a day?
Smoker: Why?
Gentleman: If you had collected the m0ney instead of sm0kin', the plane which is in fr0nt of you, w0uld have been yours!
Sm0ker: Do u sm0ke?
Gentleman: N0!
Sm0ker: Is that plane y0urs?
Gentleman: N0!
Sm0ker: Thanks for your advice, but that plane is mine.
Less0n? : SHUT UP. JUST SHUT UP!
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