Quotes, Banat Lines, Jokes, etc.

part 72 Pinoy Funny English Pick Up Lines

"Are you on Facebook? 'Coz I'd definitely click Like."

"Oops, I think I lost my number. Can I have yours?"

"If I were an Azkal, then you are my goal."

"Sorry, I forgot your name, can I call you mine?"

"Well, here I am! What were your two other wishes?"

"If I were a gardener, I'd put your tulips and my tulips together."

"Hi, you got raisins? No? Well, how about a date?"

"My love for you is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in."

"You must be a thief, 'coz you stole my heart."

"Hi, I'm Right... Mr. Right. You were looking for me?"

"Is your name Gillette? Coz you're the best a man can get!"

"I'm not drunk. I'm just intoxicated by you."

"Your legs must be tired, coz you've been running through my mind all night."

"You must be Jamaican, coz Jamaican me crazy."

"You're like a dictionary. You add meaning to my life."

"Hi, my name is (your name), and you are... gorgeous!"

"Are you a tamale? Coz you're hot!"

"Hi, have I seen you before? Oh yes, now I remember, in my dreams!"

"I'm invisible. Can you see me? How about tomorrow night?"

"Am I in heaven? Or do you just look like an angel?"

"Your dad must've been retarded, 'coz you are special."

"Your dad must be a terrorist, 'coz yoh da bomb!"

"Was your dad an alien? 'Coz honey, there's nothing else like you on planet Earth!"

"Do you have a map? 'Coz I keep getting lost in your eyes."

"Am I a bad shooter? 'Coz I keep on missing you."

"Hi, you must be the devil? 'Coz you're hot as hell!"

"Hi, I'm Batman. Do you wanna see my batmobile?"

"Hi, I'm Superman. Can you read my mind?"

"Hi, you look a lot like my next girlfriend."

"Wanna bet 100 bucks you're gonna turn me down?"

"Kiss me if I'm wrong... but isn't your name (take a guess)?"

"Life without you would be like a broken pencil... pointless."

"Hi, I know I'm a guy but I want to be Alice, coz your body's a Wonderland."