[Alastor, aka The Radio Demon, from Hazbin Hotel]
"Hahaha! Why does anyone do anything? Sheer, absolute boredom!"
"Smile my dear! You know, you're never fully dressed without one!"
"Consider it an investment in ongoing entertainment for myself! I want to watch as the scum of the world struggle to climb the hill of betterment! Only to repeatedly trip, and tumble down to the fiery pit of failure."