Rammstein fun and fanfic

The Hotel Room

          The boys had just gotten done with the last show of the tour and desperately needed rest. "Paul..... can't you find a hotel that is NOT smaller than my patients?!" Till huffed. "Will you calm down I'm doing my best!!" Paul fired back. "I get it we are all butt-fuck tired but guess what it's late, so nothing is open." He added with a twitching eye.
   Richard and Christoph were passed out next to each other, Christoph laying on Oliver's chest with a faint grin.
"Perfekt! I found one 5 minutes away!! Only has one room left so we better hurry!!" Paul cheered.
Flake started driving in the direction of the hotel and soon enough they arrived. "Okay who's gonna wake them up?"

"I'm awake enough I'll do it." Oliver groaned.

   Till, Paul and Flake went inside to check into the room. The rest soon followed.
"Okay your room is 210. Sleep tight." The desk lady chimed.
"Danke." They all yawned.

Oliver opened the door to the room and was stopped dead in his tracks when he only saw one bed. "Oh no, oh fuck, oh god." He whispered.

"Olls what's wr- oh no." Christoph whimpered.

The boys all were staring at the bed for what seemed like forever. "What do we do?" Paul shakily asked.
"Well we should all shower. If we're sleeping together I'm not going to bed with BO in my face." Flake said scrunching his nose. The boys one by one got their share of the water and got into their pajamas. Or nightwear.
"There has to be a pull out somewhere." Christoph said looking for any sign of hope.
"I've already checked, *yawn* nothing." Richard grumbled.

Flake sighed. "We do not speak of this after tonight, got it?" Flake got irritated when he was running low on energy.
The boys nodded. Till got on the edge of the bed while Paul snuggled close to him. Flake sandwiched Paul in between the both of them and was soon smushed by Richard. Oliver got next to Richard and then Christoph got in last.
The boys were trying to find a comfortable position for all of them when the suddenly found each other spooning one another.
Till turned off the light and closed his eyes.
Moments passed when Richard broke the silence. "This isn't gay right?"
The band broke into laughter, practically shaking the whole bed.
"We have done all this shit and this is what you question?" Christoph snorted.

"Eh shut up Schneider." Richard groaned.

{Morning}

       The boys were all passed out from last night. They were sleeping so hard that they didn't here the room service lady walk in. "Uhhh Hallo?" She said scared.
"Huh? OH SHIT!" Richard screeched which woke the others up. One by one they all fell out onto the floor. The more fell out the more the lady got frightened.
"You saw nothing." Christoph in a stern tone.
The lady nodded and walked out slowly.
        The boys looked at each other and started laughing. "Oh my god that was horrible." Flake said covering his face. "At least we still have pants on." Till nervously chuckled.
Richard stood up and stretched. "Let's get back on the bus before something else happens."
The boys agreed, got dressed, and bolted out of there as fast as they could.

                                   The End