BBB Novella

Random||Jokes

An albino boy was doing his work when he saw a flammed haired male coming towards him.

"Kurenai, can I tell you a joke?" the flammed-haired male asked.

"Really? Okay, go on," the albino nodded with his eyebrows raising suspiciously.

The flammed haired male clear his throat and asked, "What does a baby computer call his father?"

"Uh... I don't know" the albino replied.

"Simple, Data!" the flammed-haired male exclaimed while grinning.

The albino male waited for a moment just to realize what the other male said. "Wait, Wha－"

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Lui: Hey, Shu

Shu: Hmm?

Lui: Wanna hear a joke?

Shu: *sigh* Okay. I hope it will not be like last time.

Lui: How do you make holy water?

Shu: What?

Lui: You boil the hell out of it

Shu: ...

Shu: Remind me how I meet you?

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*Shu doing some paperwork*

Lui: Shu

Shu: What's now?

Lui: I will tell you a very interesting joke that will make you relax

Shu: Really? go on!

Lui: Why did Cinderella get kicked off the football team?

Lui: Because she kept running from the ball!

Shu: I'm questioning my life

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Just Shu, Valt and Rantaro had a talk when Lui came and asked them out, "Wanna hear a joke?" he said.

"Sure! Why no－" before Valt can continue, Shu, cut him off. "No guys, I'm telling you. Cover your ears!" Shu warned.

"Chill man! Lui, keep going!" Rantaro said calming Shu down. "They are gonna die," Shu whispered under his breath and covered his ears.

"What do you call someone with nobody and no nose?" Lui asked as Valt and Rantaro looked at each other with questioning faces.

"Nobody knows!" Lui exclaimed as Valt and Rantaro fainted at the spot and Shu looked at them sighing. 

"I told you," Shu said while Lui laughed out loud.

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"Shu," Lui said while Shu glared at him. "No," Shu replied. 

"Please, this time it's really a joke!" Lui said pleasing as Shu sighed.

"Last time. Go on," he said.

"How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus?" Lui asked having a devil smirk on his face.

"Patience, Shu, patience," Shu was calming himself as he knows how bad Lui's joke is going to be.

"It's simple," Lui said, "Tentacles!"

At last, losing his patience, Shu spawned his axe from nowhere and give Lui a death glare with a red resonating aura everywhere around him.

"You are so dead!" Shu shouted angrily.

"Shi- Run!" Lui starts running in another direction while Shu chases him.

Meanwhile, a blonde-haired male was enjoying the fight while eating popcorn.

"Hey, Free. What are you doing here?" Drum asked.

"Watching a fight. Wanna join?" Free said offering some popcorn to the younger male.

"Sure!" Drum said jumping and taking popcorns enjoying the with between the two males.

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A/N: Don't mind me I write it for fun :)
Also, not everyone can understand those awful jokes XD