"I'm beginning to think you guys are doing this on purpose." Daniel blankly said looking as the others were wearing officer uniforms and he was dressed as a dog.
The twins were struggling not to burst out laughing as Haruhi shook her head. "You two are unbelievable." She told the twins.
"Come on, they're dogs in the police force too." They said snickering.
"Yeah, not someone dressed as one!" Daniel exclaimed as the twins burst out laughing.
"Gentlemen, enough, our guests will be arriving any minute now, enough playing around." Tamaki told them.
"Come on, you can't say Daniel's not cute as a dog, just look at him." The twins replied going on either side of Daniel and tugging his cheeks making Daniel squirm.
"Let go!" Daniel whined.
"But you're so cute." Hikaru said before Daniel finally shoved them both off.
"Enough pranks, I'm going to actually get changed." Daniel huffed storming off as Hikaru couldn't help but let out a soft sigh watching him.
"I can't believe I said that out loud alone." Hikaru told Kaoru his face burning and facing the wall to hide.
Kaoru gave his brother a reassuring pat on the back, not saying he didn't tell Daniel as cute with him on purpose.
When Daniel came back in the correct costume this time they were standing together waiting for the doors open.
"Welcome!" They said as the doors opened to a little girl.
"It's a little girl." Daniel said as Tamaki smiled.
"Oh my, what an unusually young guest. Well, glad you're here, my little lost kitty cat!" Tamaki told the little girl as she looked up in shock.
Tamaki bent down slightly to try to match the girl's height. "Little kitty cat, why have you come to see us today?" He asked her softly.
The little girl blushed before pointing at the hosts. "It's a reverse harem!" She shouted causing the hosts to freeze in shock.
"This is a reverse harem!" She repeated.
"Excuse me!?" Daniel exclaimed wondering how a little girl knows what a harem even is.
"That can't be right, I must have heard wrong, maybe there's still some water in my ear from when I went swimming." Tamaki said nervously as he hit the side of his head to get water out of his ear.
"Water in the ear, that's gotta be it!" Hikaru laughed nervously as he and Kaoru cleaned their ears.
"I'm sure we just heard her wrong. There's no way this cute little girl said the words, 'reverse harem'. Something's going on with our ears." Kaoru added as he was laughing nervously with his brother.
"There's debauchery here." The girl said making them gasp, Daniel putting his hands against the wall for support as he processed what this little girl just said.
"Yay! There's debauchery here, isn't there!" The girl cheered before she started pointing at each of the hosts. "You're the lasses character. Uhm, you're the boy lolita and the stoic type. Twincest! The Bookworm! And the love interest!" She said pointing at Daniel before looking at Tamaki.
Tamaki freaks out when her attention was brought to him. The little girl's eyes widened as tears pricked her eyes. "Big brother?" She asked before throwing herself at Tamaki. "My brother's blonde, you must be him!" She exclaimed.
"You never told us about this!" Hikaru exclaimed.
"Since when do you have a little sister?" Kaoru asked.
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I'm Not a Girl!
FanfictionDaniel Hideyoshi, a 15-year-old, homeschooled boy who has been accepted into the famous Ouran Academy. His family had to move there anyway due to his father getting a new job. The only problem being is that when he got his acceptance letter his name...
