I'm Not a Girl!

Chapter 21: Honey's Three Bitter Days

Author's Note: Sorry for the long wait, I can't promise chapters will come quicker, but I haven't given up on this story I'm glad for those who have been patient with me.

"Now you've done it!" Tamaki exclaimed.

"It's done alright." Hikaru replied, them looking at the tipped tea cup.

"But it wasn't our fault." Kaoru defended themselves as it was shown Usa-Chan had tea spilled all over him.

"What!? You idiots. you're the ones who bumped into it, right!?" Tamaki huffed.

"Only because Haruhi was running away!"

"We were trying to catch her 'cause we wanted to have some fun and dress her up in cosplay." They said while hugging Haruhi who was trying to escape.

"So what!? We cosplay all the time!" Tamaki shouted.

Hikaru and Kaoru smiled to each other. "We weren't going with the usual host club costumes, though."

"We want to see Haruhi in bunny cosplay, disguised as a girl." They told him as Haruhi had a blank expression on her face.

"Disguised as a girl?" She questioned because she was a girl. "Why not do this with Daniel, let me go!" She whined.

"Do not bring me into this, Haruhi. I already wear a dress every day." Daniel replied sitting at a table with Mori. "They already tried to get me to wear one anyway."

"How did you get them to stop?" Haruhi asked him.

Hikaru was already sulking from the memory.

"He threatened to switch classes." Kaoru replied and nudged Hikaru to snap him out of it.

"That's all? He does that all the time." Haruhi huffed.

"I have paperwork to make it look official I could switch classes, all of them with the twins in them." Daniel replied.

"...What!? It's unofficial paperwork!?" Hikaru exclaimed.

"Yeah, Hikari helped me make it." Daniel hummed leaning back in his seat.

"Yes, just by a glance it looks official, I have to give him credit, it's impressive work." Kyoya added looking at the papers.

"Anyway, back to the bunny cosplay, you'd like to see it too, wouldn't you Boss?" Kaoru smirked devilishly at Tamaki.

Tamaki's face turned red and looked away. "I definitely want to see that." He muttered before grabbing his hair. "What am I thinking, there's no time for stuff like that right no!" He pointed at the twins accusingly. "I know what you're up to! You're trying to distract me from the mess you made! Get away from Haruhi, you punks!" Tamaki exclaimed.

"Excuse me, we don't have any guests at the moment, so I don't mind if you make a racket, but please," Kyoya looked over at Tamaki shaking the twins shouting at them. "Be careful. You don't want to wake Honey-Senpai." He warned them causing Tamaki to stop shaking them abruptly.

Looking over they saw Honey sleeping on a couch with a huge bed canopy over it. "He's a third year and he still takes afternoon naps? Well we're going to have to tell him about the bunny at some point. Let's just wake him up and apologize." Haruhi said walking towards Honey.

"No wait! Don't get any closer to Honey-Senpai!" Tamaki and the twins whisper shouted from behind a sofa, away from where Honey slept.

"It's safe over here!" Tamaki waved his hand.

Haruhi rolled her eyes and went back crouching with them. "What're you talking about?"

"Honey-Senpai wakes up in a very bad mood after napping!" Tamaki told her making her raise a brow. "Now this may just be a rumor, but the Haninozuka family once visited a U.S. military base to give combat training. Supposedly, Honey-Senpai slept through most of it because of his jet leg. Then a soldier came in and carelessly tried to wake him up. Since he had been sleeping for so long..." Tamaki was shaking at the thought of it, a huge bunny explosion happening due to being woken up.