foolish was showing XP around the server, they have been walking around for half a day foolish showing the older god every building. and just like a child, XP was interested in everything.
foolish giggled at XP's liveliness.
everything was going really well, and then came Tommy.
immediately Tommy screamed
"AAAAH A GIANT" he screeched
"hi " Y/N simply said and did a short wave with a smile
"oh- hi Tommy!" foolish stepped in
"FOOLISH- FOOLISH WHO IS THIS PERSON-" tommy panicked
"aye Tommy Tommy Tommy chill" foolish calmed him down, or at least tried
"AYE FUCK YOU FOOLISH!" He yelled "AND YOU TOO YOU FUCKIN' GIANT WEIRDO" He yelled again while showing you his middle finger. you furrowed you brows and silently stared back at the teen. Tommy became more uncomfortable by the second while foolish stared back and forth between you and tommy waiting for any reaction from you at him. you simply stared at him judgmentally.
little did he know you were planning what flowers to bring on his funeral :)
foolish coughed 2 times and said
"well, it was nice to see you Tommy, but now we gotta continue the tour!" he said nervously. i continued staring at the much smaller teen still with murder intent while foolish sweat. Tommy didn't know who he was talking with.
"i don't think i like you very much." Y/N simply said still looking at the teen. the other two turned their attention to them and stared in confusion.
"y-YOU THINK??" tommy yelled again "HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW IF YOU DON'T LIKE SOMEONE?"
"nothing is ever for sure, if anything it might just rain diamonds." Y/N said with a calm tone and a sly smirk.
and just on cue, it did. it really rained diamonds.
Tommy's eyes widened and mouth hung open, as did foolish's. Tommy began freaking around and yelling in multiple emotions at once, foolish however froze in hesitance.
"then again, it might just not." the diamond rain stopped and all the diamonds that fell disintegrated into thin air. Tommy whined in disappointment and foolish held a breath. the angry teenager stomped to you, a smile still on your face.
"HEY WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT?!" he yelled at you. you still smirked for some seconds then continued
"i am a god, your mortal self should show at least a bit of respect." you spoke with venom in your tone, your smile turned into a frown. you could visibly see you shook up both males in your presence. almost shivering. silence struck. then dissapeared as soon as it appeared.
"i have not been through centuries worth of adventures just for an insult from a child." now calmer Y/N dissed the child. the two males were left speechless with so many circuits rotating in their heads. after some silence Y/N sighed and suddenly dissapeared leaving the two in confusion.
seconds after the older god left XD appeared and asked
"have you by any chance seen XP?" in annoyance. foolish nodded his head and Tommy was still confused
"they, uh- just left." foolish nervously laughed while fidgeting with his clothes
"fucking damnit-" XD grumbled and left as quickly as he appeared
the two males left alone again.
"so, foolish" Tommy started as foolish turned towards him " care to uh- explain?" the teen nervously giggled. foolish laughed nervously as well
"hah uh- no.. i uh- i don't think i do" foolish laughed
"welp- t'was nice to catch up Tommy," foolish scratched the back of his head "but now i have some uh- business to attend to" he continued as he slipped by Tommy to the direction he came from, back to his home in las nevadas. poor Tommy was still processing what happened and did nothing to stop him. he may have been overthinking the words that have been siad to him.
foolish after a long walk had returned back to his home.
-meanwhile with the X family..-
XD sighed at Y/N while they smiled.
"you can't break your own rules god damn it." XD huffed at his parent
"why not?" they tilted their head "who's gonna stop me?"
"no one will stop you but it would just make you an asshole." XD said with a snicker. The statement left XP speechless ' ._. '
"well you also break the rules!" they claimed
"i give someone some riches but i don't make it rain fucking diamonds!" XD raised his hands in the air in protest. One god sighed the other huffed. silence truck.
"i missed you.." XD said after some tense silence. Y/N's eyes softened and a gentle smile rose to their face. they opened their arms, and into them ran XD. like a child who scraped their knee going to their mother for consolation. the hug was warm, and genuine.
"i missed you too blob" Y/N exclaimed with a smile pointed at the child in their arms. well he's big now but he'll always be the little child who came running into your arms with tears in his eyes.
(a/n: istg if anyone takes this as shipping i will find you and eat your intestines with a fork and mozzarella)
"we agreed not to use that nickname." XD looked up to you with a frown, not pulling away from the hug. you smiled gently at him and with a smile you said
"we did not agree on shit ^_^" with a whisper. XD grumbled in annoyance and let go of the hug, as you giggled in amusement. comfortable silence appeared
"shall we take a walk?" you asked still smiling. XD thought for a second and let out a quiet 'sure'.
you both teleported to the normal world again, out of the void. he grabbed your hand like he was lading you down a wedding isle and walked you through the server, showing off everything proudly. it was very clear he was proud of the land his mortals lived on
you giggled at every enthusiasm, how could you not? your little blob grew up suddenly but still behaved like a kid. brings you to the days you first sculpted him out of clay. he used to be such a cocky kid, you laughed at the memories.
though you have to admit you sure got some weird stares by the mortals for walking in a hand lock with an infamous god. you could clearly see the confusion on their faces and a lot of questions forming in their heads.
XD ignored them, so trusting your son so did you. after all, he has overseen this land since the beginning of it.
"when you lead me like this by hand i feel old, haha!" you joked, XD laughed at this seeing how it really did look like that. :]
(a/n: workin' on an illustration for this chapter, idk when it'll come out :P. anyways enjoy)
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