【"ｇｏｄｄａｍｎ ｉｔ ｐａｍ， ｙｏｕ＇ｒｅ ｎｏｔ ｔｈｅ ｐａｒｅｎｔ ｏｆ ｅｖｅｒｙ ｐｅｒｓｏｎ ｙｏｕ ｓｅｅ ｉｎ ｄｉｓｔｒｅｓｓ！"】
this is a dream SMP x gender-neutral god reader. i haven't seen almost none of these so i decited to make one. :p
!!cover not made by me!!
you crossed your arms sassily in defense as XD had his palm on his face in frustration
...
you were now in a tea party with XD and your new son figure Foolish.
you drank a glass of nice hibiscus tea, Foolish drank Koshary tea; an Egyptian tea made of sugar cane and mint which is pretty refreshing.
XD drank a rosemary tea and pushed you to drink it too but you insisted on hibiscus. one of the reasons is because it was red reminding you of blood. your evil phase came to an and a long ago but old habits die hard right?
you sipped in peace as a butterfly landed on your finger alerting you. you looked at it softy with a small smile. XD looked at you blank faced, because of the mask while Foolish looked at you in wonder, in such mystery.
the butterfly was a beautiful blue Papilionidae, it fluttered its wings slowly on Y/N's finger still holding the teacup. it must've been attracted by the sugary smell of the tea as it began crawling into the cup.
Y/N or rather XP, giggled quietly at the butteries antics, it just does that to survive doesn't it?
they immediately froze with a blank face as they noticed a sticky red liquid trail on their porcelain teacup. the Son's looked at the older god in confusion as to whats going on?
the oldest X gently let the butterfly down on the slim white table containing the tea party set and took a deep breath, then looked towards their biological son with an undefined emotion in their eyes. XD's eyes were like he spoke back, he kept in silence.
Y/N's eyes then moved back to their teacup, they lifted their hand and brushed it above the cup. At that the liquid in the cup got more dense, no longer having the consistency of water.
they picked up the cup and took a sip with closed eyes, appearing to enjoy the new liquid. they sipped and put the teacup back to its little plate, some of the red liquid staying on their lips acting as a make-shift lipstick. the butterfly from before flew up and landed back on the side of the cup also appearing to sip the liquid.
Y/N chuckled deeply with a smile.
foolish sat there the entire time in silence and confusion, while XD now sighed.
you looked up to the sky, a blank face, moss, grass and greenery now descending from the ground from where you sat, a few vines climbing onto your while chair. Foolish looked at the scene with a child's wonder, XD looked at you with a blank face.
you sighed with a smile and looked at your son,
"you keep sucking up to me boy, " you laughed quietly, silence appeared for a few moments.
"you already know you're my favorite" you laughed with closed eyes, you did not see his eyes as he looked at you with an explainable emotion.
Foolish felt out of place, again.
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you three gods had wondered through a tall spruce forest to your request. Foolish was dragged along and XD dragged himself along, saying its for your own safety.
you hath lead the group in one direction and eventually came to a clearing, comfortingly surrounded by tall trees. you came to a stop in the middle of it and turned to the youngsters.
you stood in silence looking at them in silence, then you turned back to looking at the clearing.
XD stood in silence just like you but Foolish was nervous, he didn't know what's happening, was he gonna be killed? is that why you dragged him along all the way out here.
"i think i want to make a place here.. a new home.." you spoke in a neutral tone of voice.
you then turned around to face the younger gods, emotion on your face not visible because of the thick white veil you wore, similar to XD's mask.
...
a lovely warm cottage was built with white quartz pillars sticking out of the ground chipped away at the end in the air.
It was an attempt that failed and now its just there, but you think it was nice, success is built on failures is it not?
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, like this. (A/N: before you ask for credits, i made that build, please do not steal)
You tended to the flower garden as Foolish was finishing up the house while commentating something with XD. It took you a few days to make this, more of it spending being planning with foolish about the blueprints. With XD's help of providing materials you finished so much earlier than you would've if he wasn't here.
You also helped Foolish a bit without him knowing; you enhanced his luck as a thank you, he however didn't seem to notice.
you finished planting a Daisy as Foolish yelled from the inside of the house suddenly
"Done!!" you turned your head in that direction and saw him come out on the porch with XD floating right behind him. You also got up and went over to them, you all then agreed to stepping bit farther away to look at your work.
Needless to say you were happy with how it turned out. Putting your hands on your hips you huffed out
"..what a beautie." your smile barely being visible through the veil.
"wow- that's a lot of flowers in the garden.." Foolish pointed out
"they just really like plants." XD replied.
" t's true, i do." You confirmed.
(a/n: hey guys im in big sad rn so im sorry if it took me some time to publish this chapter. A heavy family thing happened and i couldnt get the time to write)
