weird shit l think about

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Here, lies not a oneshot, but my fucking weird thoughts live here! Basically l will just put the weird things l think about here, and maybe once in a while a short story that happened to me, there will mainly just be questions here

What if a therapist met a therapist?

What if a therapist had to do therapy on a therapist?

Why does my sister hate me ༎ຶ‿༎ຶ

Is an orange still counted as an orange if it is not orange anymore?

If l killed my cat how would l kill them?

What if l just jump?

WHO TF IS UNFRESH?!?! GOOGLE YOU FAILED ME!

The bunny goes hop hop hop, and l eat the bunny

I don't wanna eat today, food to much it's gonna make me puke-

When will l actually finish "nightkiller fucking NaJ multiverse-"?

I HATE FOOOOOOOOOD

How do you even eat breakfast? You would just throw it up immediately

Did you know the order of "breakfast lunch and dinner"? Well l thought this was the order in the past "dinner dinner lunch" what? My parents never taught me the order of food

I feel like puking

Love you can die for all l care

Oh guys, l remember this embarrassing moment, oh no l ain't telling you'd look at me in a different light

I'm gay for my friend, my friend is gay for my sister, my sister is gay for my friend, l'm lonely ༎ຶ‿༎ຶ

My other friend got a boyfriend, kinda didn't like the fact they have one but hey who tf cares now?

WHO EVER DENIES THEY ARE GAY IS GAY! l do not simp for my gender, what? l did not say "l am not gay" l just said "l do not simp for my gender"

I swear all my friends are horny as fuck

They all be jumping on dicks

I don't like my friends they be too horny

THE MENTAL IMAGES OF MY FRIEND FUCKING MY SISTER SHIT

Why can't l just be normal???

Time to look for crepic books for the millionth time bai

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