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Crepic -a drunk's love-

Helo dis future me, l donno what to say just looking for misspellings, also, MY HOUSE IS UNDER FUCKING CONSTRUCTION AND ALL I HEAR IS *BANG BANG BANG* I SWEAR I AM GOING TO GO DEAF!

Why is the title like that? Why are you reading this? The alternative title would be "the drunkies fight for love-" yep, that's the alternative title, yeeeep

So uh, just some very unescessary information

This multiverse is the original multiverse, nothing or only a little will be canon, so yeh

Epic's POV

I have been feeling kinda 'bonely' for quite some time, why? Well Cross has been hanging out with Dream as of lately and l have been left alone in the dust

And saying l was mad/sad was an understatement, why mad and sad? The author is an emotionless shit and doesn't know if you should feel mad or sad at this moment-

(HEY I AM TRYING!)

I just sigh at the author's stupidity and look up at the ceiling of my room, spread out of my bed like a star fish, l didn't know what to do, and l was bored af (af = as fuck)

I didn't really know what to do, Cross had went out with Dream again so l was alone ༎ຶ‿༎ຶ and l don't want to be alone cuz then l can hear the author screaming out curses because they still haven't finished that crepic meme yet

(I have been making a crepic meme, but, guess who has ✨ motivation problems✨? Yes, that is right, l bread have them)

But then l got a notification on my phone

~~~~texting shit~~~~

Killer: eyo Epic! Me, horror, his "friend" and dust are gonna go to a club, they say they got good alcohol, wanna join?

So it's killer, dust, horror and his suspicious friend? In a club? Nothing good is gonna come out of this

THAT IS WHY I WILL JOIN IN!

Hell yeah bro! What time?

I text back waiting for a reply

I wonder how many meme references l can make in this oneshot till the author stops writing this completely through a fit of anger

(Oh you ain't making any, because jokes on you l don't know how! Hah!)

I sigh, l just wanted to not be in a oneshot, but the author loves crepic way too much- l at least get mentioned once in every oneshot (noooooo. . . You don't)

I don't even know if they are doing this for love or for shipping moments any more, Killer soon replies back

Killer: 10! Don't question why so late, it's like 8 dude

He texts, so 2 hours to spare huh? Wtf do l do? I teleport to the kitchen, guess l could just eat cookies-

*CRASH*

I quickly get up, looking at the now destroyed wall next to me, wtf?

Bread: don't worry, for l, bread, can HeLP-

I throw a slipper at them, nah nah l ain't dealing with them today

Killer's POV