Jily, Blackinnon one-shots and jokes. (There are both, short and long ones)
"Do you know where Mr. Potter is, Ms. Evans?"
"No professor, but lets just hope he gets eaten by the giant squid"
"That's mean Evans"
James: Come on Evans, tell the truth. I know you can smell my manly, musky scent. Do you want to know why?
Lily (Interrupting): No
James: Because your in love with me, its obvious
Lily: Look Potter, do you really want to know what I smell in the Amortentia?
James: Please do tell
Lily: I smell the freshness of new rain, I smell my mother's Apple pie and and fresh flowers. I do NOT smell your sweaty self except what I can normally smell standing this close to you after your failed attempt of a shower. Do you even know how Amortentia works?
James: You smell what you love and let me tell you Evans, I am overwhelmed with Lilies.
Lily: You are an idiot. (under her breath) Why do I bother? Amortentia dosen't work like that, what you smell isn't the reflections of things or people you love but the scent that relaxes you and puts you at peace. For Merlin's sake Potter, you are the very opposite of relaxing!
James: So you could, hypothetically speaking, love someone who makes your breadth catch, heart race, head spin and never smell them in Amortentia?
Lily: ...Yes
James: Do I make your heart race Evans?
Lily (Breath catching): Ummmm...
James (leaning in close): You make my heart race too.
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