Haikyuu Oneshots

he who hides behind a profile (kuroken)

3 am

Kozuken: hey @ captain_of_your_heart are you online?

Kenma sat there scrolling on his phone waiting on a response the friend he had made online. He knew they were in the same region as him, he just didn't know who it was. Hearing a notification go off he looked at his computer screen seeing a response.

Captain_of_your_heart: I am now, what's up? Want to jump on the Minecraft server or something?

He blinked looking at the glowing square with tired eyes internally chuckling that he already knew what he wanted.

Kozuken: ...yeah kind of if you want🤔

Captain_of_your_heart: well then ok just start it up I'll be on in a minute. I'm not surprised your up this late😂

He huffed reading the message before typing out a response and then starting up the survival server waiting for it to pop up someone joined. He started going around doing tasks he needed to by going through and plucking his garden.

captain_of_your_heart: ok I'm in...and I got blown up by a creeper two seconds in. Are you kidding me I was in my house!!

He couldn't help it that time he started laughing out as quietly as he could. He knew Captain wasn't very good at avoiding mobs and stuff. But to get blown up RIGHT AS YOUR SPAWNING IN. He found that funnier than anything at the moment.

captain_of_your_heart: I can feel and basically hear that your laughing at me right now dude. It's not that funny your humor is broken.

Kenma started laughing harder at that normally he wouldn't laugh this much but he was tired plus the fact that he actually found whoever this was to be quite funny sometimes. Though he'd never admit that to him.

What he didn't know is that the online friend he thought he didn't know could actually hear him laughing from right across the street. You guessed it Kuroo Tetsuro is who this account belongs to. Kenma's best friend for quite a while. But why did he have this account in the first place? Honestly it was to make sure Kenma was ok and so that Kuroo could nag at him the next day without seeming like a hypocrite.

7am

Kozuken: hey captain I have to go my alarm for school is about to go off. I can't believe we made a castle isn't that funny? My friend Kuroo is probably going to yell at me for staying up late again...

captain_of_your_heart: HOLY CRAP ITS 7AM WHEN DID THAT HAPPEN?? And yeah does he do that because he cares or what?

Kozuken: yeah he really does care. I am kinda blunt with him and sometimes I come off as mean. But we have known each other for a long time so he knows I care about him as well. Or I hope so at least.

captain_of_your_heart: sounds like you like him or something~ but it's good you guys have a relationship like that you know? They are hard to come by lmao

Kozuken: ...

Kozuken: I actually do like him thank you very much. I just don't know how to ask. Or if he's gay or whatever. And yeah he's stuck around the longest kinda annoying sometimes.

captain_of_my_heart: I have to go I'm sorry. We'll talk later bye!

Kozuken: alright good bye cap...

Kuroo's POV

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'holy shit. Did he really just say that? Does he know who I am and is messing with me? I know he knows how to figure out who people are behind their accounts. No he wouldn't do  that unless he was suspicious of someone...he's suspicious of everyone actually.'

Pushing myself away from my desk and my laptop I blew out a huff of air. Staring at the ceiling for a good minute or so before finally closing the laptop.

"I wasn't supposed to stay up that late but Kenma talks to me more through the game so here we are. The great Kuroo Tetsuro is playing a double life and he doesn't know why himself."

Standing up I grabbed my phone looking through the messages and the notifications I had received before tossing it on the bed. Grabbing my school uniform I walked over to the bathroom.

Starting up the shower I quickly rinsed off scrubbing away all the filth that had built up, watching the water running along my skin.

((Anyone else wanna see that???))

Turning the shower off I stepped out wrapping a towel around my waist before starting to blowdry and shape my hair into its normal style. "Looking good you handsome man!" I slightly shouted doing finger guns to the mirror before starting to get dressed. "Man why do I always do my hair and then put my clothes on. Now I have to not mess up my hair."

8 am

Walking out the door and across the street to Kenma's house I still couldn't stop thinking about what he had said earlier. 'Enough of that Tetsuro you'll blow your cover if you look embarrassed. You never look embarrassed." With a deep breath I composed my self waiting by the door for my best friend to come outside.

Kenma's POV

'I can not believe I confessed to a complete and total stranger. That's not like me. Why did I do that?'  I questioned myself harshly ashamed for some reason at my own actions. 'maybe it's because you don't have anyone else to tell.' At that revelation I sighed sadly before deciding to put everything I needed in my bag, to finally go see the person who was causing my dilemma.

"Hello Kuroo." I said in my normal silent voice giving him a quick nod before making my way past him. Realizing he hadn't moved I turned around to confront him. "Kuroo? Are you coming?" Slightly concerned I made my way back towards him slowly before it looked like he was snapped out of a daydream.

Turning his head to now look down at me he flashed a smile that I thought looked like it had something hidden underneath. "Yeah totally Kenma! I was just thinking about something." He stated before placing his arm on my head as a crutch of sorts. "Let's go Chibi-chan school awaits and you look like your about to fall asleep on your feet."

Rolling my eyes I pushed his arm off grumbling under my breath about how he's annoying and whatnot. 'That's not what you were telling that stranger from last night.' my thoughts started to suddenly target me more then Yaku targets Lev at practice. And my face slight erupted in a pinkish color before I put more speed into my walk not wanting Kuroo to see.
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Part 2?
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