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What the title says. A good bunch of wrong Marvel quotes. > I have no right over the characters, but the writing is [mostly] mine.

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by gaybecauseoflizzie

Kate: "How bout a romantic day tomorrow?"

Yelena: "Why?"

Kate: "What do you mean why? It's Valentine's Day!"

Yelena: "It's what?"

Kate: "Oh my god. Why am I going out with you?"

Yelena: "Why do Americans have such weird holidays?"

Kate: "It's actually Roman. 🤷‍♀️"

Yelena: "What do you do?"

Kate: "Celebrate the love you share for someone by giving them chocolates, a nice dinner, flowers-"

Yelena: "Sex?"

Kate: "I suppose."

Yelena: "Then I'm in."

Kate: 🤦‍♀️