Scott: "Why don't you ever answer your phone, Cap?"
Steve: "I- uh, I can't find it in time."
Scott: "But you're like the most organised man I know, and I know Hank Pym."
Pym: "You're an acquaintance."
Scott: "Okay, uncalled for."
Steve: "It's so small, how do you expect me to know where it is 24/7?"
Sam: "That's what she said."
Scott: "Alright, Cap, I'm just talking."
Bucky: *From the next room.* "HE DOESNT KNOW HOW TO USE IT."
Nat: "YOU CAN TRY TO TEACH HIM BUT HE HAS THE MEMORY OF A GOLDFISH."
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FanfictionWhat the title says. A good bunch of wrong Marvel quotes. > I have no right over the characters, but the writing is [mostly] mine.
