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What the title says. A good bunch of wrong Marvel quotes. > I have no right over the characters, but the writing is [mostly] mine.

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by gaybecauseoflizzie

by gaybecauseoflizzie

Wanda: "Nat! One more day!"

Nat: *Sarcastically.* "Wanda! One more night!"

Wanda: "I know! It's just, tomorrow, we'll be wife and wife, and I'll get to spend the rest of my life with the woman I love."

Nat: "Stop it, you'll make me break my tough guy act."

Wanda: *Laughs.* "Okay, well, I just need to make sure the ring bear actually has the rings and and flower girls have their bouquets-"

Nat: "Right, okay... ring bearer."

Wanda: "Sorry?"

Nat: "It's ring bearer."

Wanda: "Ring bear."

Nat: "My love, please tell me you didn't hire a wild bear to give us our rings."

Wanda: "I didn't."

Nat: "Good, good, because you know, we wouldn't have fingers to put the rings on."

Wanda: "You really couldn't have gone for something else?"

Nat: "Like?"

Wanda: "We wouldn't have our lives to share for eternity?"

Nat: " ... "

Nat: "Nah, mine was better."