"Will you be the cheese to my crust?"
"Absolutely not."
"I thought that would win you over for sure."
"What can I say, it was a horrible pickup line. Better luck next time?"
"How about...I'm like a Domino's pizza, if I don't come in thirty minutes, the next one is free."
"I'm not into dirty pizza puns Domino's boy, nice try though."
"Then I suppose the one about Pizza Hut is out of the question."
"Do you like Pizza Hut? Because I want to stuff your crust."
"I thought you weren't into dirty pizza puns."
"Dirty pizza puns are the only pizza puns in existence."
"Wanna hear another joke about pizza?"
"No."
"Never mind, it's too cheesy."
"Oh my god."
"It's an oldie but a goodie, you've got to agree."
"Alright yes, it kind of is."
"Alex,"
"Hm?"
"I'm kinda craving pizza right now."
"I'm always craving pizza, Josh."
"But I'm craving you more."
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in love with pizza
Teen Fiction"I'll only ever come to love one thing, and thats pizza." "Give me twenty eight days to prove otherwise." #65 In Short Story (Dialogue category) 6/21/17 :) *old story*
