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"Josh, I've got a problem."

"And I probably don't have any advice to give."

"I'm going to tell you anyway."

"Thought you would."

"So this guy has been pestering me.."

"Hm, I wonder who this person could be?"

"I was wondering the same exact thing actually."

"Nice try pizza chick."

"It was worth a shot."

"What's your favorite kind of pizza?"

"Fuck."

"Me?"

"No."

"It was worth a shot."

"How could you ask me such a question?"

"So you don't have a favorite kind of pizza?"

"Favoring one kind of pizza is like asking a parent to pick their favorite child, you can't pick a favorite."

"You're pretty attached."

"You bet."

"Have you ever kissed someone?"

"What is with the random questions?"

"I was just wondering."

"Sure you were."

"Well?"

"Of course I've kissed someone!"

"Pizza doesn't count as a someone."

"Shut up."

"Would you ever kiss a stranger?"

"If the stranger you're referring to is you then...no."

"I was not referring to myself!"

"Of course not."

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