Wyld Stallyns rule!{RE-EDITED}{COMPLETED}

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Dang Bill and Ted sure do have sex a lot in this fic

Ted's pov
Today is Bill and I's wedding,I didn't know what to be excited about more:marrying Bill or getting to surf after we get married.i think both is an appropriate answer,i shuffled a bit as Missy walked Bill up to me.she sat by his dad as Bill and I held hands,"dearly beloved,we're gathered here to unite these boys in holy matrimony."the priest dude began."they have written their own vows,Ted."i took out the vow I wrote down from my pocket,"I wrote this two nights ago."i said as I opened it.i cleared my throat,"Bill,you and I have been through a lot of things.the road ahead of us will certainly be bodacious,I'm not sure what'll happen.but I do know one thing,you'll be right there beside me through it all."I read my vow.

Bill smiled,"your turn Bill."the priest dude said.Bill took out his vow from his pocket,"I wrote this last night after we had sex."he said as he opened it.i could tell Oliver was trying to hold back his laughter,"Ted,you and I are like shoes.why?because every shoe needs a lace,every slushee needs a straw,every guitar needs a string,and every Bill needs a Ted."he looked at me."I love you Ted,always have,always will."he said,I smiled.

"Do you Ted Theodore Logan take Bill S. Preston esquire to be your husband?"

"Yeah!"

"And do you Bill S. Preston esquire take Ted Theodore Logan to be your husband?"

"You bet priest dude!"

"I know pronounce you husband and husband."

Bill and I grinned as we kissed,we held hands and ran towards the ocean."EXCELLENT!"we both shouted as we jumped into the water,we were completely soaked.after swimming for a while,and mostly kissing,we walked up to Oliver."someone is here to see you guys."he said to us,pointing to the street.Bill and I both looked at each other and walked to the street,"greeting amigos."we both smiled."Rufus!"we both said,"what are you doing here Rufus?"I asked."you really think I'd miss this?"he asked,he took off his sunglasses."besides,I got you two a wedding gift."he said,all of the suddenly a phone booth appeared.

"Excellent!"we both said,"you two can go anywhere for your honeymoon,you could even go to the future."he said.we were both shocked,"no way."we both said."yes way."he said,another phone booth appeared."time for me to go."he said,he walked to the second phone booth."have fun you two and remember-"we cut him off,"Be Excellent to each other."Bill said."Party on dude!"i said,he smiled.he then put on his sunglasses and closed the phone booth door,then he left.we got into our phone booth,I closed the door as Bill held the phone."Where should we go first?"he asked,I smiled.