The story of Em P and Mr. R [(AMONG US)]

SLAYYYYY💅💅💅🤭🤭🤭🤭

SLAYYYYYYY 🚂🦵

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After brutally stabbing the dog to death 🥺☕️✨ I headed to find my kitten...she means everything to me...she really does. That's why she has to die 😜🙄🤧🤙

I wish it didn't have to be like this but id do anything for her. 🤑 she's in pain, carrying this burden of my murderous behaviors...it will only cause her stress🙄🤭😌

No one would understand though. She wouldn't understand 😅✨ I tilt my head in that moment as I hear a strange noise coming from nearby 😄🥳 that has to be her 🦵🦵

I tiptoe silently on my cute tiny toes as I make my way toward to noise. 🦶🦶🦶. It's no use though, my funions give away my smell and my kitten is gone before I can get there 😅😭😪

If only she'd just hear me out 👂 🥺🙄 I wouldn't have to do any of this then 🤧🚂 my life is so difficult 😪🔫💅

I investigate what my beautiful, voluptuous,  booty licker k-kitten was doing in here😌🤭 I see a hole in the wall, almost going right to the outside. 😀 the outside was space! If she had gotten through, we'd both die 👹

As romantic as that sounds...I'd uhhh rather have only her die 🥺🙄 I know it sounds selfish but think about it...are you thinking yet? 🤗🤔😰 GOOD! Well, right now she hates me soooo if we die together she won't want to be with me in the after life 🥶😶‍🌫️

I am the BEST boyfriend/science teacher/lover/stalker/murderer ever 🥺😍🥳

I wander around some more until I find a door left open that wasn't before 🚪 🏃‍♀️💨
I run in. I gasp at my findings 🥶🤭🤭🤭🤭😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨😨

I enter (hehe enter your mom 😩. Anyways/) the room and seee the most beautiful things gn ever, besides Em P of course 🥺💅😅😌

It was a room full of weapons and anime boobie mousepads 😍😍😍 I couldn't believe it! It was my dream room! 🤭🤭🤭 maybe the ship was rewarding me with doing good 👍 👏

I soon found out that I was mistaken as a rug is pulled out from under me 🏃‍♀️💃 and I fall into a trap 🤭😡😡😡😡😡

Em P had tricked me! ☹️☹️☹️ I was fuming 🙄💨 LOLing and peeing and crying and vomiting while squirting wet diarrhea on the floor and rolling in it because of this 😰😰😰🤗🤗🤗😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️😪😪😪👹👹👹🤧🤧

She shows herself, standing over the hole with a face full of pride 🤗 she pulls out her hands and moves them in a jazzy form 👏👏👏

Then she starts kicking her legs and galloping around the hole, chanting something in a different language. 💃💃💃 lucky for me, I speak all 2 languages in the world. She was speaking Canadian! 🥦🥥🍈 I DIDNT KNOW THERE WAS ANOTHER LANGUAGE 😡😡😡

I got so mad I used my newly elongated tongue 👅 to pull her into the hole with me 🕳 🏃‍♀️ she got very angy 😡😡😡😡

She started hitting 👋 me and kicking 🦵 me every violently might I add ☹️🙄💅 so I took the handle of my knife and hit her over the head with it, knocking her out, but in a uhhh romantic way 🥺🥺🥺🤧🤧🤧

I didn't really know what to do now...I guess I could find a way out of the hole. I know my mission was to kill her and I could just do it like Nike tells me to but...🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 I uhhhh really had to poop and I wanted to be a gentleman and didn't want to poop in front of the lady 🤭🤭🤭👍👍👍👍

I dug down into the hole until I found a rope 😱😌 HOW LUCKY! So strange considering the ship wasn't even made out of digable material 😨

I used the rope to get out 🏃‍♀️👋 leaving my kitten in there, just for me to poop. But by the time I was done my 7 hour poop, she was gone! 😡😡😡😡 I probably shouldn't have left the rope there but I had to hurry to the bathroom! 🛀 🚽

I couldn't believe this...I drop to my knees in surprise 🦵🦵😌🚶‍♂️🧍‍♂️🧎‍♂️
How could this be happening⁉️⁉️ I WAS ONLY GONE FOR 7 HOURS 🙄🙄🙄💅💅💅💅

I had no idea 🤷‍♀️ what to do next. I layed on the floor, staring at the ceiling for about 12 hours before getting an idea 💡 🤭

I just had to get the supplies I needed for my master plan...but they were on the whole other side of the ship 🚢 🤧🚶‍♂️

Guess I'm in for a long walk 😨🏃‍♀️👏

Dang diggity darn I hate walking, I'm obese and out of shape 😪👹

Oh Em goodness!

Lollipop

Do sumo wrestlers wear things in their free time?

I really have to fart

This walk is long

🎶tight as a Virgin boy don't get nervous (TIGHT!) 😀
I'm here to serve you customer service (RIGHT?🤷‍♀️)🎶

I love mommy milkers

Am I a pedophile if I like the smell of rotting flesh?

Am I a psychopath just cus kittens make me sad when they purr

PURRRR 💅💅💅

SLAYYY 🤭🤭🤭🤭💅💅💅💅💅

Joe mama 👋😱👅

Just walking thoughts 😌👍

I finally got to the room I needed..staring at it while smiling In the hallway for no reason 🦵🚽⁉️

It was perfect. I needed this. I need to plan this out perfectly for it to work 😀😨

It's superblow time! 🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭💅💅💅💅