Shikigami Dance: Naruto/BNHA Crossover

Anatagasuki

Just in time for Valentine's Day!

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The next day...

"YOU COLLAPSED AGAIN?"

Haru held his phone away from his ear as Monoma continued to scream at him from the other end.

It had barely been twelve hours since the events of the night before, but Haru had already received an urgent conference call from Monoma, Shiozaki, and Shinso. Monoma was completely enraged.

"I'm fine, guys," Haru tried to soothe his friends over the phone, "I'm just stuck in a wheelchair for a couple of days..."

Katsuki snorted in amusement as he pushed his brother down the hallway of I-Island's primary hospital, clearly finding his sibling's predicaments hilarious.

"You, shut up!" Haru snapped, turning his attention back to the phone, "No, not you, Monoma. I was talking to Katsuki."

"I'd hardly call putting yourself in a wheelchair an improvement," Shinso said teasingly.

"Don't encourage him, Shinso!" Monoma snapped, "Haru, you need to stop getting bedridden every time you get in a fight."

I didn't get bedridden during the finals!" Haru insisted.

"You know, and the rest of us know, that doesn't count," Shiozaki dumped cold water on the excuse.

"Knowing you, you're probably going to check if other people are alright instead of resting," Monoma grumbled.

"..."

"I knew it! YOU ARE!"

Haru frantically waved his hand defensively, despite his friends being unable to see it, "I'm literally doing nothing! I'm not even pushing my own wheelchair!"

"Yeah, lazy bum," Katsuki snarked.

Haru shot a glare over his shoulder, "You stay out of this! No, not you Monoma!"

"Well we can't stop you and Kaminari is too stupid to help," Monona sighed.

"And Jiro won't..." Shiozaki added.

"And my Quirk won't work through the phone," Shinso yawned loudly on the other end, "Not that it would work for long."

"You'd better rest later or we'll tie you up and hang you from the school when you get back," Monoma threatened.

Haru sighed, "Yes, mom..."

"Pffft!"

"Shut up, Shinso!"

Haru shook his head, chuckling as a verbal spat ensued, "I have to go now. See you guys when we get back."

"Have fun at the Expo!" Shiozaki spoke over the arguing pair on the call, "But don't overdo it."

"I will," Haru promised, "And sorry that you went through the bother, I know you normally aren't allowed any devices on retreat."

Shiozaki laughed, "When they walked in this morning with an urgent call from Monoma, I thought someone had died."

"Someone just might when a certain redhead returns home," Shinso teased.