V: Things in Common

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~The Dumbasses~

Me:

Never got the text, guys

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Never got the text, guys

Babygirl:
WHAT?!

Cornelius:
That's cuz he ain't want you😈

Cowboy:
It's okay Y/n, I know how it feels. Of course I'm not single anymore so🤪

Me:
You guys suck, except for Sasha

Babygirl:
Want me to come in? I'll cuddle with you

Cornelius:
NOOO STOP

Cowboy:
I wanna cuddle with Mikasa

Me:
I'll tell her you said that

Cowboy:
Pls do😩
I love her sm
Like, I can't- she's so perfect
SHE CHOSE ME AHAHAHAHA

Me:

Cornelius:NOT THE FUCKING COWBOY- I-

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Cornelius:
NOT THE FUCKING COWBOY- I-

Babygirl:
Look, Jean. It's your kind..

Cowboy:
You all suck ass. Like why do I even bother with you guys

Me:
Cuz two out of the four of us here are roommates with your girl🤪

Babygirl:
Facts

Me:
Connie

Cornelius:
What?

Me:
We saw you😈

Cornelius:
Saw me what?

Babygirl:
Oh, yeah.. my man was getting it

Cowboy:
At the party. You were making out with a girl

Cornelius:
Yeah, you know the one who was blowing up my messages? Yeah, she's the one😍

Cowboy:
Simp

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