~Fuck this gc~
Reiner:
How did the date go?Pieck:
Oh, yes. I'm curiousMarcel:
I'm sure it went wellColt:
I don't know.. Porco isn't respondingReiner:
Maybe because it went so well, they're.. y'know😈Marcel:
That's fucking disgusting💀Pieck:
Ngl😭Colt:
I-Me:
We did not fuckReiner:
There he isMarcel:
Don't mind Reiner. So how did it go?Me:
Well, I thought it went really well, so I went to text her, and she gave me the wrong number. On purposeReiner:
BAJJFJWIXMCCJSKFIFIDKSMDXJDISODJFJDJEIEIFJRJMe:
...Pieck:
Reiner-Colt:
Oml
Reiner, aren't you single? Stfu whoreReiner:
Colt, don't you have some alcohol to intake. Go get drunk or some shit. Fuck offPieck:
He can't do that. You know how much of a lightweight he isColt:
I don't need you to help me with ReinerMarcel:
Fuck this gcMe:
Nah fr~Marcel~
Marcel:
Hey..Me:
Hi..Marcel:
Don't listen to Reiner. He's just being an assMe:
Why tf would I listen to that piece of shit?Marcel:
You two have always hated each other😔 I wish you would get along with my friendMe:
Your friend can suck my dickMarcel:
💀
Okay, so how did you know it was the wrong number?Me:
I got a text back, saying it was a wrong numberMarcel:
Are you sure she wasn't just messing with you?Me:
I'm sure. Whoever I was texting. They'd probably be friends with Reiner. The girl I went on a date with. She was classy. Also I told the person to fuck offMarcel:
Porco! You can't do thatMe:
I already didMarcel:
You need to apologizeMe:
Why?Marcel:
Because, I don't think they did anything to warrant that, did they?Me:
...noMarcel:
That's what I thought. Go tell them you're sorry🤨Me:
Just because you're my big brother doesn't mean I'm gonna listen to youMarcel:
I'll tell mom you're the one who ripped her wedding dressMe:
AYO NONONONONONONONNO
SHE'LL BEAT MY ASSMarcel:
Then apologizeMe:
I fucking hate you~Unknown Number~
Me:
SorryUnknown number:
?Me:
Omfg, I said sorry.. you know for being a dickUnknown number:
Oh.. um, thanksMe:
This is awkward asf. I'm taking my apology backUnknown number:
WAIT WAIT WAIT
YOU CANT TAKE IT BACKMe:
Why not?Unknown Number:
Because we're besties nowMe:
Oh hell no, you one of those mfs*Unknown Number has been blocked*
A/n: the next chapter is gonna be juicy😈. Also this is lowkey a crackfic
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𝖂𝖗𝖔𝖓𝖌 𝕹𝖚𝖒𝖇𝖊𝖗|| Porco Galliard
FanfictionIn which Y/n gets a text from an unknown stranger or In which Porco was given a wrong number and ends up texting the future love of his life Porco Galliard x Fem!Reader Modern College AU Chat Fic Started: 02/14/22 Ended: 02/24/22 DISCLAIMER: I do no...