𝖂𝖗𝖔𝖓𝖌 𝕹𝖚𝖒𝖇𝖊𝖗|| Porco Galliard

XVIII: TikTok

A/n: this is really what happened, last chapter isn't canon lol. Also I'm gonna say this now, cuz ik I'm gonna get comments since some of yall are picky mfs who complain about everything that doesn't fit you. Ik this is crazy but I'm gonna pick the dress for the trend and here some of yall will say

"this dress is ugly, I would never wear something like this"

That's so interesting that you think your opinion matters, like wow thank you for input. I don't give a fuck. Go cry about it bitch😈

And for the others who are going to say

"But I don't wear makeup"

Wow you're so cool, no one asked. You do in this chapter. So don't complain. You don't like it, leave😈

I had been sitting on my couch scrolling through TikTok. Sasha and Mikasa left about an hour ago. It was like 7:00 PM. As I was scrolling through TikTok, I saw this trend. I just knew I had to do it. I got off the couch and rushed to my closet. I picked out a red dress

(This dress comes in all sizes and looks good on everyone cuz I said so😈 also I don't know anything about clothing style so I tried my very best)

I put it on and then threw a robe ontop of it. I then rushed to the bathroom. I  began doing my makeup. I put concealer under my eyes and then on any blemishes on my face

"Makeup star, who?" I asked myself as I began putting foundation on my face. I blended in nicely because I'm bad bitch. I then put more concealer on to make sure the blemishes were gone. That's when I went to the eyeshadow. I began doing my eyes, making sure they looked good as fuck. Once they were ready, I put on my eyeliner

Got to make sure I'm hot

I curled my lashes and then put mascara on them, then I put on fake eyelashes. I managed to get them on the first try, it was a miracle. I'm always struggling with them fuckers. Then I put blush on my face, gotta look cute. And finally, the lipstick. I put it on, and it finished the look. Though I hadn't noticed it was 8:00 PM. I heard a knock on the door

Oh, great he can help me

I quickly rushed to the door and opened it. Porco was standing there awkwardly. He took a look at me and then gave me a look of confusion

"You're wearing a robe and mak-" He couldn't finish the sentence as I dragged him in. I closed the door behind him

"I need your help, just stand there for a moment" I said

"Okay" He said. I rushed to my room and grabbed my ring light. I put it down in the middle of the living room. Porco just watched as I went back into my bathroom and pulled out a hair dryer. I handed it to him, and he held it awkwardly. I then grabbed my phone and connected it to the ring light

"Now, what the fuck are you doing?" He asked

"A TikTok trend" I said as I grabbed the hair dryer cord and plugged it into the wall

"Okay, it's really simple. The light switch is right there. So you just stand there and when it says 'when you touch me like this' then you turn off the lights and turn on the hair dryer. Okay?" I asked. Porco looked at me like I was crazy

"Okay" He said. I smiled at him. I then picked the sound and got the camera ready. I turned the timer mode. It gave me three seconds. It counted down as I got into place but then my eyes went wide

"I need a microphone!" I yelled as the video began. Porco looked at me with wide eyes before looking around and finding a remote, he tossed it to me and I caught it. I was still in a robe

"There were nights of endless pleasure"

I lipsynced to Céline Dion

"It was more than all your laws allow"

"Baby, baby, baby"

I began taking off my robe. It was really chaotic as I struggled to take it off. But soon after it revealed the shiny red dress. I gave Porco a look and he turned off the lights. The hair dryer turned on, and it was really loud. I could feel the air hitting me in the face. I lipsynced into the microphone

"When you touch me like this"

"And when you hold me like that"

Then the video ended. I rushed to phone to look at it

"It's perfect. Especially the remote at the beginning. Good job, Porco" I said with a thumbs up. He just looked at me with a blush

"Your welcome.. also you look pretty" He said looking away. I looked at him with a mischievous grin

"You think I'm pretty?" I asked him as I got dangerously close

"Yeah.. got a problem?" He asked still not making contact. I gave him a kiss on the cheek. The lipstick left a stain

"Nope, not all Pock" I said