I was laying in bed. I felt like shit. What time was it? What was today? My head was pounding as I began to cough
"Hey, man.. it's all right" I heard Colt say
"Colt..?" I asked as I slowly opened my eyes. My throat was dry as my vision was blurry
"I called Marcel, he should be over shortly" Colt said
"What's today?" I asked
"It's Saturday. Don't worry, you don't have classes today" Colt said. I sat up and I began coughing violently
"My.. phone.. shit.. Y/n.." I breathed out with half-lidded eyes
"Porco, texting Y/n can wait.. You're sick. You're at 102.5° right now" Colt said
"No.. you.. you.. don't understand.. I have to" I said looking around for my phone. That's when I heard it go off
"My.. phone" I said. Colt looked at me before sighing. He walked over there and grabbed it
"It's Pieck. I'll answer for you" Colt said. Colt answered the phone, though he wished he hadn't
"Hello-" Colt was cut off
"Porco! What the fuck?! Are you kidding me?! You stood up Y/n?! What the fuck is wrong with you?! You're a piece of shit! If you didn't want to go, you shouldn't have made plans! At least send a text, you fucking dick!" Pieck yelled through the phone
"I'm not Porco" Colt said
"Colt? Where's Porco?" Pieck asked
"He's in bed, he's really sick.. but it makes sense now why he wanted his phone so bad. I'll call Y/n.. I think it's time she knows everything. Porco can't keep doing this" Colt said. My eyes widened
"Colt.. you can't!" I said
"That's a good idea. Okay, well I'm gonna go" Pieck said
"Bye bye" Colt said
"Colt, please.." I begged. Colt looked at me before going through my contacts
"Is her contact name 'Her'?" Colt asked. My eyes widened as I looked away
"No" I said
"Thanks" He said before calling Y/n
"I said no!" I yelled
"You lied dumbass" Colt said. Y/n picked up
"Oh, so now you want to talk? What the fuck, Pock?!" Y/n yelled. She sounded so fucking pissed. I covered my face with my hand
Out of all days, today was the day I got sick
"Colt.. please.." I begged
"Are you with someone Pock? Who's Colt?" Y/n asked. Colt looked at me
"Y/n, Hi.. We've actually met before. Twice. At Reiner's party and then at the pool party he threw. Pock is actually Porco.. Yes, I know it's shocking. He wanted to be the one to tell you, and he was planning to today, but unfortunately he's here next to me looking like utter shit. He's really sick at the moment. I know he can be a asshole but he didn't stand you up. I promise" Colt said. My eyes went wide
"No! Why would you tell he-" I cut myself off as I began coughing violently
"See? Aren't you glad you guys didn't meet up? For a first impression that wouldn't have been good" Colt said with a smile
"O-Oh" Y/n said shocked
"I'm gonna fucking kill you, you blonde bastard" I threatened
"If you'd like to stop by, the address is *redacted address*" Colt said
"Does he need anything? What's his favorite flavor of soup? Hold up, I'm heading to CVS now" Y/n said
"Stop her.." I said. Colt only smiled at me. Then my door busted open
"Porco! Oh my God, you look like shit!" Marcel yelled
"You know what? Fuck you guys! Fuck all of you!" I yelled as I flipped the two of them off
"He's just a little cranky" Colt said to Y/n
"Chicken noodle?" She asked. Colt looked at me as he gave me an innocent smile
"Chicken noodle soup is perfect" Colt said
"Wait, who's on the phone?" Marcel asked
"Oh, it's Y/n. She's getting Porco here some soup and other things" Colt said
"Look at how nice she is.. You really don't deserve that shit.. but good for you" Marcel said smiling. I rolled my eyes as I groaned
"Fuck you too, Marcel" I said before rolling over and shutting my eyes. By the time I opened my eyes again, there was something cool on my forehead. My eyes were still closed as my entire body felt like it was on fire
"It's funny.. the first time we texted, you blocked me.. and now here I am taking care of you.. I wish you would've been honest with me from the start.. but I understand why you did it" I heard Y/n said. I could feel her hand in mine. It made me slightly smile
"I'm.. sorry.." I muttered out as I opened my eyes. Y/n's eyes widened
"I'll go get Marcel-" She began as she went to walk away. I pulled her back lightly
"No.. don't leave.. please?" I asked. She looked at me with a soft smile
"Whatever you say, Pock" She said
A/n: I can't take this book seriously😭
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FanfictionIn which Y/n gets a text from an unknown stranger or In which Porco was given a wrong number and ends up texting the future love of his life Porco Galliard x Fem!Reader Modern College AU Chat Fic Started: 02/14/22 Ended: 02/24/22 DISCLAIMER: I do no...