Cake Cuckoos

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Percy POV

We were going to find Hera. Annabeth and I were not in a good terms with Hera.

My friend Jason was a champion for Hera.


"Where would she be" Apollo asked

"Probably looking over who to kill" Annabeth muttered

Zeus coughed

"Sorry grandpa, she said with a smirk"

"You are dating your niece" Frank whispered

"Duh, you are dating your roman aunt" I said

"What" Frank asked

"Yeah, Hazel is the daughter of Pluto who is the roman form of Hades. You are the son of Mars who is Ares in Greek. Ares is the son of Zeus. Hades is the brother of Zeus. What will you call you another grandfather's daughter?" I said

"Aunt" he replied

"Yeah so Hazel is your aunt"

"OMG" he said


"Guys" Aphrodite asked

"Yes" we said

"What were you whispering about" Zeus

"Umm, what relationship we are dating you know, for me Annabeth is my niece " I said smiling

"For me Hazel is my aunt" Frank said proudly

"What is Piper for me" Jason asked

"Let's see"

"You are the son of Zeus, so he treats Aphrodite like his daughter, but she was formed by Ouranos, so Ouranos is Zeus grandfather. For Zeus, Aphrodite is his aunt. You can call her grandmother, so Piper is her daughter, so she is your aunt like Hazel is for Frank" I said

"Wow, seaweed brain you are really good at telling relationships" Annabeth said shocked

"Yes, I am"

"What is Thalia for me" Nico asked

"duh, she is you immediate cousin" I said

"So I am dating my cousin" Nico said

"Wait, did I miss a part here. My daughter is dating the son of Hades" Zeus asked shocked

"Yes, didn't you know dad" Thalia asked

"No"

"I knew Zeu Zeu" Hades said


"What is Luke for me"Reyna asked

"You are the daughter of Bellona who is the lover of Ares, in greek form Enyo"

"You have another lover Ares" Aphrodite asked concerned

"I used to have sweetheart, she was the mother of Phoebus and  another child" Ares said

"Well anyways, Ares is a half brother for Hermes. So... For Ares you are a his step daughter. And for Hermes you are his step-niece, for Luke you are his cousin"


"Hello my nephew Percy who is good at finding relationships. We need to find your aunt" Zeus said

"I am sorry uncle Zeus"


"Really, where would she be?" Frank asked

"Cuckoo is her sacred animal , so maybe she could be in a cuckoo area" I said


"Well, ummmm, I don't really know where Cuckoo places are but Google might know it" I said

I took my monster- proof phone and search "Cuckoo places" .

It used my location and tracked only one place. 

It was next to the Olive garden

"It is next to the olive garden where we found Athena" I said

"You mean that place. I also saw a place where you can eat., there was also blue cookies"

"Blue cookies" I asked eagerly

"Yes" Luke said

"IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEE BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBLLLLLLLLLUUUUUUUUEEEEEEE CCCCCCCCCCCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS" I screamed


"We were tired of walking so we took our chariots.  Zeus went with Nico's chariot and and Artemis went with Tyson."


I went high in the air


Even though I got Athena's blessings I was scared to even talk with Annabeth.


"Boss, remember earlier we were talking stuff that was secret...umm you know boy's stuff."

"Yeah" I said

"What boy stuff" Annabeth asked possessive

"I will tell you later, It will be a problem if I talk in front of the gods" I whispered


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We finally reached the Cuckoo farm. 

"From above, Blackjack use your sharp eyes to see if anyone is down there" I said

"Ok boss" he said


"I see a girl" he said


"Might be Hera" I said

"Guys scoop down, Blackjack said he saw a girl" I said to my friends

"Roger" Leo said

We all flew down close to the ground


"Hera" Jason yelled

She looked at us and said "My champion" 

"Hera," he said as he scooped her



"Hello guys" she said

"Hello Hera" Zeus said

"Hello"

"Mom" Ares cried to her

"He is a war god, but cries like a baby" Hera said annoyed

"I missed you" Ares said

"Ok, what are we going to do next. We found all the gods and goddesses" Annabeth said


"We need to stay here for a week and do other people's work" dad said

"Ok" we all said


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