Dysfunctional families
Willy: Ok, maybe playing 'whose family is most dysfunctional' wasn't the best idea we've had. Hatter's been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
Dying is fun
Sweeney: someone will die
Edward: of fun!
You're in charge
Gilbert: While I'm gone, Sam you will be in charge
Sam: yes!
Gilbert whispering to Ichabod: you're secretly in charge
Ichabod: obviously
Weenie Hut Jr's
Jack: Care for another sundae, weenie?
Edward: I am not a weenie!
Barnabas: Relax, you're among friends *raises his drink*
Edward: My friends don't hang out at Weenie Hut Jr's.
Hatter: You tell 'em, Edward! *sips his drink*
Edward: Hatter, what're you doing here?
Hatter: I'm always here on Double Weenie Wednesdays.
Not answering the phone
Mort: Sweeney isn't answering his phone
Edward: I'll call
Mort: Jack and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-
Sweeney: Hello?
Paying
Edward: isn't it weird that we pay money to see other people?
Gilbert: plane tickets?
Glen: concert tickets?
Jack: prostitution?
Mort, holding his broken frames: Glasses.
It all started when I was a kid
Barnabas, banging on the door: Sweeney! Open up!
Sweeney: Well, it all started when I was a kid...
Edward: No, he meant-
Jack: Let him finish
Renaming everything
Hatter: What if the person who named Walkie Talkies named everything?
Gilbert: Pregnancy tests are Maybe Babies
Sam: Socks are Feetie Heaties
Sweeney: Forks are Stabby Grabbies
Mort: Defibrillators are Heartie Starties
Glen: Nightmares are Dreamy Screamies
Tonto: Stamps are Lickie Stickies
Ichabod, annoyed: You are disappointments
Favorite horror movie
Glen: Favorite horror movie?
Mort: It
Gilbert: Saw
Sweeney: Annabelle
Sam: High School Musical. after watching it I spent all my middle school years terrified that the entire school would start singing something and I'd be the only one who didn't know the lyrics
Lost items
Edward: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life
Willy: Self-esteem, haven't seen you in years!
Glen: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this!
Hatter: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!
Sweeney: My moral code, is that you?
Edward: ...
Edward: I was just gonna show you this cool trunk my mother left me but do you guys need a hug?
Magic
Ichabod: Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses.
Sweeney: This knife is actually a magic wand.
Barnabas: Meet me in the Denny's parking lot for a wizard duel.
Mort: *cocks gun* Magic missile.
Edward : What the fuck is wrong with you people.
Join us!
Barnabas, trying to convince Sweeney to join the group: You know... I thought it'd be good to have someone come along who's really... strong!
Jack: And loud!
Mort: And grumpy!
Tonto: And oblivious to reality!
Sweeney:
Free
Sweeney: Nothing in life is free.
Edward: Love is free!
Tonto: Adventure is free.
Ichabod: Knowledge is free.
Jack: Everything is free if you take it without paying.
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Okay that's all of them, hey I'm sorry I haven't I didn't post any chapters on here for awhile and I was going to one about Christmas and New Years but I forgot! I'm sorry, but anyways I hope you enjoyed these and hopefully some of them made you laugh
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