In the Depp house

Playing Uno

"Your turn," Gilbert turned to Mort as he needed a red card.

Mort looked at his cards and was furious. "Fuck this game," he muttered as he began to grab a card from the draw pile and thankfully it was a red card.

"Go," he nudged Glen who did the same but this time put down a wild card. "Green he said".

Jack, Barnabas, and Gilbert were successful of placing down their green cards. Though it seems Mort has bad luck as he once again had no card that matched the color he needed so he had to pick from the draw pile. Though to his horror, every card he picked was not green and it just made him angry.

"What is this game?!" He screamed as he grabbed several blues and reds and yellows, but no greens. "Are you serious?! Give me a green card!" He yelled again and everyone around him was giggling.

"What. Are. You. Doing?!" He screamed as he grabbed more cards that weren't green until finally, "holy shit!" He howled in relief as he finally got a green card and practically smacked it down in the pile while everyone else continued to laugh.

But Glen had a smug grin on his face and decided to mess with Mort a little. So he pulled a green uno reverse card and Mort was livid.

"I don't have a green!" He said with agony in his voice and everyone started wheezing as Mort let out another battle cry knowing he will have to go through the draw pile again.

"Good game, mates," Jack said once his laughter died down and he took a sip of his rum.

"Fuck you!" Mort cried as he picked through the cards again for a green card.