Sweeney: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.
Edward: You and me!
Sweeney: (tearing up) ok
***
Ichabod: Can you please be serious for five minutes?
Jack: My record is four, but I think I can do it
***
Gilbert: Okay, truth or dare?
Glen: Truth.
Gilbert: How many hours have you slept this week?
Glen: (is silent)
Glen: ...Dare
Gilbert: Go to bed
Glen: I don't like this game.
***
Glen: Where are you going?
Mort: To get ice cream or commit a felony, I'll decide on the way there.
***
Hatter: What if I press the brake and gas at the same time?
Sam: The car takes a screenshot
Mort: For the last time, get the fuck out
***
Gilbert: You have to apologize to Edward
Sweeney: Fine.
(Turns to Edward)
Sweeney: 'Unfuck you' or whatever
***
Ichabod: How did none of you hear what I just said?
Jack: I've been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.
Willy: I got distracted halfway through.
Sweeney: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.
***
Mort: (screams)
Sweeney: (screams louder to establish dominance)
Edward: Should we do something?
Jack: No, I want to see who wins
***
Barnabas: You know those things will kill you, right?
Jack: (pouring another glass of rum) that's the point.
Mort: (smoking a cigarette) We're trying to speed up the process.
Hatter: (nods while eating raw cookie dough)
***
Gilbert (trying to convince Sweeney to join the group): You know... I thought it'd be good to have someone come along who's really... strong!
Jack: and loud!
Edward: and grumpy!
Glen: and oblivious to reality!
Sweeney:
***
Jack: I'm an idiot
Hatter:
Ichabod:
Barnabas:
Mort:
Tonto:
Sweeney:
Willy:
Edward:
Glen:
Gilbert:
Sam:
Ichabod: If you're waiting for us to disagree, this is going to be a long day.
***
Mort: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?
Ichabod: >:O language!
Edward: Yeah watch your fucking language!
Gilbert: OK YOU TAUGHT EDWARD THE FUCK WORD?
Tonto: 'The fuck word'
Glen: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time.
Edward: omg he censored it.
Tonto: Say fuck, Glen.
Edward: Do it Glen, say fuck.
***
Ichabod: (walking into his house) hello, people that do not live here.
Gilbert: Hey
Glen: Hi
Edward: Hello.
Hatter: Hey!
Jack: Aye mate!
Ichabod: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!
Mort: We were out of Doritos.
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In the Depp house
FanfictionIn the Depp house is a bunch of Johnny Depp's characters doing weird crap xd Characters in this book (not all of Johnny's characters will be in this because I'm only putting in the most popular/known characters in or at least the ones I know): Capta...
