Firestar was so excited. He was going to get his driver's license today! (If he's 16 years old, that's 16x12 which is 192 moons old. The guy's got 9 lives. Don't judge me.) Firestar walked to the DMV (Department of Motor Vehicles) and went up to the counter. "I have an appointment for my driver's license" he said. "Yes, go to door 3 on your left in the second hallway for your test" the cat at the register said, in a bored, robotic voice. Firestar nodded and followed his instructions. He went through the door and saw a cat there. "Hi, my name is Hollyleaf, and I will be your assessor today" she said, smiling. Firestar sat down and filled out the written test with his no. 2 pencil. Hollyleaf took him through another door to outside, and there he saw a red Ferrari. Firestar climbed in the car and Hollyleaf got in the passenger seat. Firestar drove the car between caution cones and around sand barrels. Just as he was driving towards the entrance to get on the road, POOF! the car exploded into a pile of smoking dust, with Firestar still holding the steering wheel. After a moment, Hollyleaf yelled "FAIL!"
The End
poor ferrari ;-;
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