Firestar Funnies

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Firestar ate a few berries. It was as simple as that. He lay in his den, thinking about Riverclan and Sunningrocks, when he got up and ran to the dirtplace. He came back and was just lying down again when he ran back into the dirtplace. It was getting stinky in there. He decided that tomorrow he would get the apprentices to clean it out. He groaned as he returned to his den, just to run to the dirtplace again.

Firestar decided to go for a walk. He walked quickly out of camp and climbed up the ravine. He went in a bush and pooped again. He was getting angry. Firestar walked back to camp (with a few more pit stops ;p) and went
inside the med cat's den. Jayfeather was there. "What do you want?" he snapped, making Firestar flinch. "I can't stop using the dirtplace and I think something's wrong" Firestar said, getting Jayfeather very confused.

-TIMESKIP-

"I can't find anything wrong" Jayfeather said after examining Firestar. Firestar sighed and walked back to his den, stopping at the dirtplace on his way there. Sandstorm walked in. "Hey Firestar!" she said cheerfully, cuddling next to him in his nest. "Hey, what are these?" Sandstorm asked, looking at the pile of berries Firestar had collected. "Those are some tasty berries I collected in case we run out of prey this leaf-bare" Firestar replied. "Ooo, they do taste good" Sandstorm said, stuffing her face.

Firestar walked out of his den to see that the fresh-kill pile is full of berries. Mousefur ran past him, looking panicked as she fled into the dirtplace. Purdy ran after her, caterwauling something about the elder's den stinking.

💩 😷 You get to imagine what happens next 😷 💩