Firestar was listening to his favorite song, Uptown Funk, when he saw a short orange and white stick. He picked it up and searched 'orange and white stick' on Google. It was called a cigarette. Firestar followed the instructions and lighted the cigarette. He put it in his mouth, and almost immediately had a heart attack. Sandstorm came running in with Leafpool and Jayfeather. Leafpool smashed the cigarette with her paw, while Jayfeather gave Firestar some herbs.
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Firestar called a clan meeting. He said, "Starclan has shown me that cigarettes are wrong. From now on, there will be no more cigarettes in Thunderclan until the zombie apocalypse.". Longtail, Darkstripe, Tigerstar, and Dustpelt groaned, then threw their cigarettes into the lake. Thunderclan cheered. There were no more cigarette-related heart attacks until the zombie apocalypse.
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FanfictionThunderclan has gone crazy! Includes cats living and dead.
