Harry : I don't like Malfoy!
Ron : Why the f(beep) you lying?
Ron sings in a muffled mouth, since he's always having food in it-
Hermione : Stop lying, Harry
Gryffindor : STOP FREAKING LYING!
The other Houses are surprised that all Gryffindor is screaming at Potter, the "Boy Who Lived" while Draco's broken. Draco heard everything-
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Harry Potter Crack | First Book!
HumorJust pure crack that I find funny. Most of these are from the internet, but reworded or added onto. Some are some other cracks of HP found, or just original Originals : Sirius Black Jokes Pansy's confession Harry Lost His Geek Harry's computer canno...
