!Seventh Year AU¡
!Original¡
Voldemort : I am what you're afraid of hahahaha!
Harry : Uh, no?
Voldemort : What?
Harry : I mean, I survived a killing curse from you, my horrible muggle aunt and uncle who treated me horribly, almost got killed from Peter Pettigrew, survived the triwizard tournament, broken into the Ministry while escaping, and now you. I'm not scared.
Voldemort : I-um, Avada Kedavra!
Voldemort points his wand at his chest
Harry : Oh.
voldy couldnt take it
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Harry Potter Crack | First Book!
HumorJust pure crack that I find funny. Most of these are from the internet, but reworded or added onto. Some are some other cracks of HP found, or just original Originals : Sirius Black Jokes Pansy's confession Harry Lost His Geek Harry's computer canno...
