Insanely Sane

2: 06

The VKs gathered near Uma's ship near noon.

"Ed and I'll get the swords," Jay said.

Lonnie nodded. "Okay."

Catherine narrowed her eyes. "Really? You brought Lonnie to the Isle?"

"Lonnie!" Mal cried.

Lonnie looked between Catherine and Mal. "I made them bring me."

Evie smiled at her. "Welcome to the Isle. It's good to see you."

Kiara nodded. "We're gonna need all the help we can get."

Mal and Catherine nodded. "I'm glad."

Lonnie returned their smiles. "Thanks."

"And Dude," Jay and Edward added.

Carlos frowned at the dog who said, "I flunked Obedience Class."

"And he can still talk," Jay noted.

Carlos sighed. "You're lucky I love you."

Mal noticed the wand and said, "Ooo, let me see." She took it from Carlos. "Wow. What a beauty."

Jay looked at the time. "It's noon."

Mal met her friends' eyes. "All right, are we ready?"

Evie nodded. "Yeah."

"Let's do this."

Carlos turned back to the dog. "Stay! I mean it."

"Aww..." Dude groaned.

Kiara noticed Ben's captors walking toward them. "Uh, guys?"

Gil's eyes widened. "Hey, guys! They're here!"

Harry walked up to us. "Welcome." He smirked at me. "Hello again."

"Finally!" Uma exclaimed.

Catherine smiled slyly. "Hey. We want our friend back."

[It's Going Down]

Mal held the fake wand out to Uma.

Uma frowned. "Hold up. This is way too easy. Why don't you give it a test drive? We want to see it work."

Mal rolled her eyes. "You were always quite the drama queen."

"Oh, and nothing too big, or else Ben is fish bait."

"We're dead," Jay and Edward muttered.

"Okay," Mal agreed with a nod.

Kiara placed her hands on her shoulders and whispered, "Dude."

The blonde stepped back and Uma glared at her. "What did you say to her?"

The two friends shared a look before Kiara said. "Just some encouragement."

Uma rolled her eyes and Mal said, "Although it seems absurd, turn your bark into a word." Dude remained silent and Mal frowned. "Talk, dog!"

Dude looked at us. "Does this vest make me look fat? Does anyone have some bacon? Cookies?"

The pirates started laughing and Uma narrowed her eyes. "Give me the wand!"

"Give me Ben!" Mal yelled back.

Uma glanced back. "Harry, bring him over."

Gil walked up to Ben. "Oh, um, before you go, tell your mom that Gaston says hi, and tell your dad that my dad wished he'd finished off your dad when he had the chance."

"Cut 'em loose, Harry," Uma ordered.

Harry pouted, stepping over to Mal. "Aw, I never get to have any fun." He stroked her cheek with his hook and she grabbed it.

"Ben, go!" Mal cried.

Uma held up the wand. "By the power of the sea, tear it down and set us free!" Nothing happened. "No! You do not get to win everytime! Get 'em!"

The pirates pulled out swords and Jay and Carlos tossed us swords for us to use.

Kiara fought a girl wearing a red scarf and smiled sweetly.

The girl was caught off-guard and the blonde used the hilt of her sword to knock her to the ground.

Harry's hook was thrown into the water and Harry dived in to get it. "Uma!" Harry cried.

Carlos turned to Jay. "Jay! Go start the car!"

Evie nodded. "I'll meet you guys there!"

"Mal, Cat and Kia are mine!" Uma cried.

"Hiya!" Harry said, waving.

"Kootchie-kootchie-koo," Ben taunted.

"Carlos!" Evie exclaimed. "Smoke bomb!" The air lit up with purple from the smoke bomb Evie threw. "Let's go, now. C'mon!"

Mal and Kiara kicked off the bridge while Catherine swung around. Together, they ran off as Uma yelled, "No! Ugh! Out of my way!"