Kyman Oneshots

Car smut

(aged up 16, not fat just a little big) 

Finally, it was Friday, everyone was out and ready for the weekend. Tokens family was bringing some of the guys camping. Cartman had weaseled his way into going on the trip, most were kind of mad about it but they can't do anything now. Cartman had already packed and was ready to go. After school they gathered, making a beeline for the minivan. Everyone piled in, Token in front with his dad. And then, it was Kyle's turn to jump in. He was last to get in, and to his disappointment, he had to sit next to Cartman."Oh get in Kahl~ Don't be shy." Cartman said teasingly.

"Shut it, fat boy," Kyle replied.
There was the usual bickering along with Kyle asking if anyone wanted to switch seats every few minutes. They arrived at a gas station where they stretched their legs. Tokens dad going to get some water and food for them all, they needed gas anyway. Running around the woods that surrounded the gas station. They got called back but a minor change was madegroceries had to take up a spot. They started discussing how everyone was gonna fit until "Hey guys why doesn't Cartman just sit on Kyles's lap?!" Everyone turned towards Butters. He had always been one for stupid ideas. Everyone seemed to agree with this idea, however, all except for Cartman and Kyle of course.
~~~Little later~~~
Kyle was pissed but there he was with Cartman on his lap. Cartman was enjoying every bit of Kyles's humiliation. Eric knew everyone was gonna call him a fag afterward, but he didn't mind. Kyle anxiously started bouncing his leg, Cartman letting out a little gasp. Small enough for no one to notice, big enough for Kyle too. Flustered Kyle turns away, bouncing his knee subconsciously. Cartman was leaning on the seat in front of him, holding in everything. He started enjoying it a little too much, however, now rolling on Kyles's knee. He didn't care if Kyle noticed, he just wanted to finish. Kyle did notice, once he felt something soggy on his knee. He looked at the ffat boy, flustered. He stopped bobbing his knee, looking away. He couldn't stand to look at Cartman's face of lust. Until something rose in his pants. Something he never felt before, his first boner. This resulted in him blushing so hard he had to look away, Cartman for sure felt it too. He leaned back, smirking, and started rolling his hips. Enough to feel good but not for the others' notice. Kyles boner was now throbbing, he couldn't take it. He let out a little gasp here and there. Eric decided to take off his jacket tying it around his waist. Was he trying to do what Kyle thought he was? Cartman looked back at Kyle for consent while holding his pant buckle. Kyle nodded and Cartman pulled it down only enough for his erection to stick out, going into his jacket. Cartman sat up quickly and sat down on Kyle again. Kyle trying to stay quiet decided to take charge. He started bouncing his knee, making his limb vibrate in Cartman. Surprised Cartman got an erection too. Bouncing and bouncing up and down until Cartman let off, but Kyle wasn't done. He was so close. Eric let out a moan everyone heard. Whispers of everyone calling him a fag surrounded the place, he didn't care he was in too much pleasure right now. Finally, Kyle let off and Cartman got off. Both satisfied.

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a/n- Sorry it's a little short

a/n- longer one will be out soon