Kyman Oneshots

Like Mother Like Son

Kyle POV:

I hate school, especially sex ed. Every day it's boner city when we learn about the women. I can't control it and it angers me. Having to run to the bathroom frantically to relieve myself everyday. I got home after another long day to find a blonde woman on the couch, wearing short clothes thats showed side boobs and a little ass. As you may have guessed, boner. I've had enough of this! I heard Bebe was a Madame, I have to hit her up.

Bebe, I heard you have some girls? I was told to hyu.- Now time to wait for a reply.

Oh hey Kyle. I never thought you'd be one into this. Yes tonight at 7:30 I'll send a girl to the corner of ******** and ******* street.

Awesome. The wait was exhausting. When the clock hit 7:00, I left. Set at a quick pace, not wanting to get there any later than 7:30. I waited for about 5 minutes and I heard a girl round the corner. She was hot, kind of fat, but damn she had curves. I could feel my dick pulsate at her sight.

"Got 20 dollars?" She said not waiting any time . The voice was kind of familiar, but I didn't focus on it to long. I just gave it to her, I didn't want to wait. She pinned me instantly after putting it in her tits, and zipped down my fly. She looked up at me and licked. Some pre-cum came out in my boxers. Fuck, something about this woman drew me in. She took it out all the way and started sucking me off. We made eye contact, I could tell she liked watching me. I finished quickly, I wish it could last longer. I could go again, I still wasn't soft.

"Come again Kahl," I hear her say. There's only one person who says my name like that.

"CARTMAN?! WTF DUDE," I screamed. "Your a whore just like your mom."

"Yeah," He started. "But you can't tell anyone. Cause you hired a prostitute."

I knew he was right. I couldn't hold myself back. I grabbed him and pinned him to the wall. Forcing him to look at me,

"How about you come over tomorrow? I know how much you like my dick." I say with a smirk on my face.

" I can't, I-I have work."

"Fine have it your way." I bit his neck, leaving a hickey. He let out a little whimper, he's so cute when he's not being a jackass. I got off him and I walked him home. When we got there I helped him cover the hickey with his moms makeup. I never noticed how pretty his eyes were until now, when he looked back at me he blushed. He pinned me onto the bed and choked me. "My turn to be on top." He said, suductively. I knew he knew I liked him, I mean he could feel it poking his leg. He blushed and I quickly turned him over, I kissed him all over and tore his shirt off. Sliding my hands down his body, feeling every curve. He gave a consenting nod, while I pulled down his pants. He may have been harder than me.

I slid a finger in to get him ready, he nodded and I added another until i fit 4 fingers. We were in his mothers room, I knew there had to be lube or something in the bedside table. I was as correct as ever.

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A/n- The rest is written within long periods of time. Month gaps.
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He watched me lube up, lust printed on both our faces. He was ready in doggy style. My tip touched his hole slightly, he twitched at contact. I stuck in the whole thing waiting a second for him to get used to it. He moved his ass back into me signaling he was ready. I started slowly thrusting into him, his breathing getting heavier. I sped up with each one, his hole formed around my cock. After a while, I found his prostate. Constantly hitting it, I made him yelp in pleasure. He tightened around me. I slapped his ass making him release a louder moan than the rest. He lowered his head in embarrassment, that wouldn't do. I grabbed his hair lifting it back up. That must've been it for him because he came just a few seconds after. I wasn't to far behind him. We laid next to each other gasping for air.

It was obvious neither of us wanted to be done. I lifted him on top of me, with some help from him, and positioned him on top of my still fully rock-hard cock. I waited for any form of a yes, and slammed him down. "Ride me baby~" I muttered. He started slowly moving his hips back and forth, he was experienced and it showed. 

I gave up on this forever ago and forgot about it.