Kyman Oneshots

Pool Time!

TW- Somnophilia (There idea)

Age: 14, 8th grade

It was a warm summer day. It was the hottest day of the year and the pools were packed. Cartman had arrived with his whore mom, Liane. He ran to the big pool with a floaty around his waist. It had a duck form, he called it Mr. Duck. Not in front of anyone of course. His mom headed straight for some single dads. There was a little area with few people, Craig and Tweek were there but that's about it. He ran over until he heard a whistle blow, "No running near the pool!" Cartman turned around to see Kyle sitting in the lifeguard chair. Slouching the rest of the way in disappointment, he made it.

Kyle POV: 

Being a lifeguard is boring, having to watch everyone have fun but not yourself. I wish there was some kind of lifeguard break where everyone watched me instead. There was only one upside to this, Eric Cartman. Cartman had come to swim today, watching him walk in filled me with joy. I watched as he jumped in the water, his floaty around his waist. He looked so cute today. My heart sank when I saw the 10th graders walking over to him. I couldn't do anything however, it would be unprofessional. They pushed him around, playing hot potato it seemed. He just accepted it and yelled "Weeee." That got them very annoyed. They took his pool float and threw it across the pool. Cartman didn't know how to swim, only I knew this fact. That was my breaking point,  I jumped in the water. The fat boy sank, fighting hard for the surface. My priorities were out of wack, I could tell, I went straight for the float. All the 10th graders ran away, being led by their leader. They've picked on Cartman sense 4th grade.

I grabbed the float and swam back to Cartman as fast as I could. It was difficult, but I carried him up, putting his floaty back on him. I dragged him back to the concrete sidewalks. I checked his breathing and pulse. It wasn't steady, he was alove but not breathing. I had to give Cartman CPR, just the thought of it made me blush. Lips on lips. Yet, I had to do it either way. I centered my hands on his chest, pressing down 30 times. Now was the time I was scared for. lifted his head back, pinched the nose, and touched our lips together. A soft embrace that only lasted a second or two before I went back up. Again I gave 30 chest compressions, and when our lips touched the second time. I gave two breaths in, and then I couldn't help it. I kissed him, I knew he was unconscious yet I still did it. After a second, he kissed back. It took me a second to register, but once I did it felt amazing. Knowing he was kissing ne back willingly. He pulled away and I heard him say "Couldn't keep your hands off me Kahl~?" My face turned to a bright red, at that moment I realized everyone was watching. I turned and saw Stan and Kenny, mouths gaped open. I ran away in a panic to the pool shed.