Thicc-Venom (April Fools Special)

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(Y/N) and Ellie can be seen sitting on the couch in the RV, with (Y/N) playing Super Smash Bros. Ultimate on his Nintendo Switch as Ellie stares at him. Ellie breaks the silence with a question and She-Venom appears from behind her.

Ellie: "(Y/N), explain to us. What does it mean to be?..' Thick'?"

(Y/N) pauses the game, puts down the switch, and looks up at the both of them, confused.

(Y/N): "...What?"

Ellie: "People tell us that we're quoted 'Thicker than a bowl of oatmeal. Is that a good thing? Do you think we're 'Thick'?"

(Y/N): 😳 "B-uh! Uh-... W-well I think they mean is... You're a bit on the... Heavier side...?"

She-Venom: 😠 "So they're calling us fat?"

(Y/N): 😰 "In a good way! I-in a good way!"

She-Venom: 🤨 "Oh, how are we supposed to take that other than an insult?!"

(Y/N): "Oh venom, you know humans, updating our vocabulary." *lists down* "Sick means cool, hot means cool, even 'phat' means cool... With a 'Ph-' that is."

She-Venom: 😠 "That's not how you spell fat..."

Cuts to (Y/N) looking up the word thick on his phone.

(Y/N): "We'll, apparently we can't spell thick either." (Shows Ellie and She-Venom the definition of the word thick, with Aku from Samurai Jack on images) "With 2 '-cc's! Can you believe that?!"

She-Venom: "That's a counter-intuitive way to compliment someone."

She-Venom then gets up close towards (Y/N).

She-Venom: 😠 "So tell us, (Y/N). Are we... 'Thicc'? With 2 c's?"

(Y/N): "...Yeah." UwU 👌

Ellie: 😏 "Thicker than a bowl of oatmeal?"

(Y/N): 😄 "Thicker than a giant, freaking bowl of oatmeal!"

She-Venom forms and covers Ellie.

She-Venom: "Yeah, we're thicc as fuck!"

(Y/N): (trying to joke) "If you want I'd even let you sit on me, I mean that's how thicc you are but-" *grasping arm nervously*

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(Y/N): (trying to joke) "If you want I'd even let you sit on me, I mean that's how thicc you are but-" *grasping arm nervously*

She-Venom: " What...!?"

(Y/N): 😨 "WAIT! Maybe I got my definitions mixed up!"

She-Venom: "Why would you want that...?"

(Y/N): "It's a HUMAN thing, Venny?!"

She-Venom: "That's disgusting!"

(Y/N): 😅 "Oh yeah! Weird!"

She-Venom: "We don't see why humans find that enduring."

(Y/N): Yeah, me neither."

She-Venom: "Besides, we'd easily crush their fragile skulls with our-" *shakes her booty at (Y/N) seductively* "-slimy posterior~."

(Y/N) caught on to what She-Venom meant and quickly activates the Omnitrix, trying to dial-up XLR8

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(Y/N) caught on to what She-Venom meant and quickly activates the Omnitrix, trying to dial-up XLR8. But (Y/N) was too late as She-Venom sat on him.

(Y/N):

(Y/N): "

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(Y/N): "..." *muffled groans of pain and pleasure noises*

She-Venom and Ellie: 🥰

(Happy April Fool's Day my sexy readers)

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