Purrfectly Impurrfect (Sasuke Love Story)

Kitty Crack.

I slowly climbed out of my warm, comfy bed the next morning. I didn't care if anyone was home at the moment, I knew they were all fine and well. But what worried me was Kisame. He never came back with the Hachibi, or at all.

I played with a kunai as I brushed my teeth, spinning it around on my fingers and just playing with it. But I quickly finished brushing my teeth as I noticed the kunai was crumbling. Either I was way to strong, or this was getting old.

"Maybe it's time to switch out." I said with a sadistic smirk on my face.

I did a charm on all my weapons, locking them to perfect condition and no matter what they'd stay like that.

I opened up the first room that was hidden in my wall, walking in and being hit with fresh cold air that consumed and held the weapons inside. All, the weapons. Every single one I owned besides the ones I use now and the ones I hide in my room.

I slowly walked through the many, multiple lanes. I tapped my chin softly as I realized I was in the same clothes as yesterday, but I don't care. I'll change in a second.

I walked out and into my room, picking up all the weapons that I carry with me and laying them out on my bed. My twin element swords, two dai shuriken, bladed knuckles, two swords connected by the chain, my two weapon pouches, one with actual weapons and the other with detonation clay.

I grabbed the big ass sword that was over my bed and set it down also and going over to my closet where both of my three bladed scythes laid. Hidan's original scythe and the one he made me. I locked them up in my hidden room so one one could touch them. I did that with everyones weapons. Leader's, Deidara, Hidan, Kakuzu, Sasori, Itachi, just everyones.

Now since all my weapons are out, i'm gonna go take a shower and then i'll come back to separating and doing whatever I need with them after. I sighed, closing my door and locking it, putting up a seal and then walking into my bathroom. I stripped down, turned on the water, and stepped in.

I washed myself, making sure to get my new bellybutton piercing extra clean to make sure it doesn't get infected.

I lightly moaned through everything, the heat still smashing into me. It made my legs go a little weak, it made my stomach curl, and it made me throw my head back in lust and pain.

But a type of sweet pain.

I slowly stepped out, drying myself off. I slipped on a fresh pair of black underwear and a black bra and shook my hair, ears, and tail just like a kitten or dog would do. I slowly looked up and finished drying off my hair and flattening it, while still only having on my under garments.

I threw on a pair of my black short shorts that had white laces running up the side. I then threw on a half, silk, silver teeshirt that reached my elbows and was skin tight. My stomach, abs, black bellybutton piercing, and part of my black and white tiger stripes were visible. I put in all my piercings, I put on my Akatsuki ring and my promise ring, I did my makeup, my hair, and a spirtz of Hidan's cologne. I walked out fresh into my clean room, slipping on a pair of black ankle socks. My tail hung loosely down, the tip just barely dragging on the floor. My pale, creamy white skin reminded me of a winter day, the fresh white snow. But my skin was a little bit shaded with life, it was pale, extremely pale, with a touch of liveliness.

I grabbed all my old kunai's that now had the forever perfect condition charm on it and walked into the weaponry room, hanging them up one by one. Same with the small shuriken I owned. I made sure to clean them all off after and lock the charm on, so forever will they be in perfect condition even after a battle.

I cleaned off all my senbon needles and kept them in my pouch. I opened a big box that was filled with shuriken and kunai, grabbing a few handfuls, putting the same charm on them, cleaning them, and then into my pouch. I put my two pouches away, now that those were done.