Purrfectly Impurrfect (Sasuke Love Story)

Deidara and Tobi are finally back.

I stood on the ledge as the dark sky continued to bring wind to me with a light spray of the lake water. I stood there, waiting for Tobi and Deidara. I fell to my knees as I heard a dog whistle, it stung my ears. Cats could also hear dog whistles. It was a part of our super sonic hearing. Actually, Itachi and everyone else would sometimes use dog whistles on me when I was being to dangerous and just to fucking annoy me.

I growled lowly as the dog whistle stopped, letting me get up and uncover my ears. I continued to growl lowly. I threw my hands together, doing many handsigns. "Wood style: Tree face jutsu!" I growled quietly, my eyes narrowed to the water that was filling with some weird brownish smoke. I watched as Shino, Kakashi, and all the other members from Konoha fell into the mist as all the women were doing a seal jutsu. Uh, I don't fucking think so!

I closed my eyes, focusing on a tree that Tobi would soon be passing a few miles away. My face carved into the wood just as he passed by. Tobi squealed and fell back. "Minati-chan! You're in a tree!" He screamed, pointing at me. I kept my hands together, keeping the jutsu hold and my eyes closed as I talked into nothing but it all tranlated into the tree a long way away. "Tobi, have you found Deidara yet?" I asked emotionlessly. Tobi shook his head no. "I'm close though Minati-chan! Just give me a few more minutes!" he squealed jumping up and down. "Hurry Tobster, Konoha are attempting to seal it again. And a few other people have joined in. Their fighting with Konoha over the Sanbi." I said quietly. Tobi nodded, giving me a cute salute and dashing off again. I released the jutsu and stood out on the rock ledge over nothing but brown smoke. I raised an eyebrow, wondering if these men actually were Orochimaru's. I mean, they probably, most likely were. I fought with Sasuke, saw Kabuto, heard a dog whistle, probably Orochimaru's men were fighting Konoha over the Sanbi. Plus, Orochimaru wants Akatsuki out of the way so he can have all the tailed beasts, including me even though I'm not really a tailed beast.

I stood there watching as the brown smoke continued to loom around, blocking my vision of the clear blue water, sealing barrier, and Konoha team.

I felt my sensed pick up Sasuke's chakra once again, and it was with another strong familiar chakra. Kabuto had picked up Sasuke, and probably took him back to Orochimaru for more training and tending to his wounds. Man, I thought he was good. From Naruto and Sakura, he's amazing and unbeatable. Plue Kakashi and Yamato. But to me, he's another pest waiting to be swatted down.

I heard many grunts come from the water. Screaming and loud slashes of water. I wonder what was happening without me.

I remember seeing Shino. Yup, still miss all my boys.

I heard Kakashi groan for a brief moment, but it made me angry. I was suppose to be the one bringing him pain! Not fucking Orochimaru!

"That's it Kitten! Follow Jashin, dystroy everything! Get fired up!" Hidan cheered me on in my head. My hands clenched into fist, trembling. "Dammit!" I barked out, my face cold, emotionless, and my eyes narrowed on the blinding smokescreen.

After a while, I heard Orochimaru's men scream in pain before the smokescreen slowly lifted, the normal light fog remained and let my vision come in again. Thanks to my cat eyes, I also have a good sense of vision anyways.

I watched as Kakashi, Shino, and Yamato met up again, all of them unharmed. Huh...

But then I heard Kiba's voice ring out and his face appeared along with Tenten's, Rock Lee's, Akamaru's, and Sai's. Kiba and Akamaru! That made me miss my boys even more!

The sealing team- Hinata, Sakura, and Ino- were doing fine, they seemed to be a little low on chakra. I laughed out loud quietly. "Doesn't suprise me." I whispered, my voice low and quiet.