Purrfectly Impurrfect (Sasuke Love Story)

Get ready, get set, go!

The fire made even more wood shadder and fly around. Hidan smirked and nudged my side before jumping into the smoke, and over Kakashi, fighting once again, three bladed sword to kunai.

They moved fast, just not as fast as me.

Hidan landed infront of Kakuzu and me, standing only a few feet away of Kakashi as Ino, Choji, and Shika all reunited again. "Are you ok?" Ino asked worriedly. "Kakashi sensi!" Shika and Choji yelled.

I trembled with laughter. No one noticed but Kakuzu and Hidan because, well.. I work, live, and love them. They could read me like a open book sometimes.

"Minati." Kakuzu asked extremely quiet, no one but I could hear him. That's how quiet I was sometimes.

"I'm ok Kakuzu. It's just funny. I remember calling Kakashi sensi a long time ago, before you and the rest of our organization." I whispered back. Kakuzu shed a light smirk from behind his mask and went back to the intense, cold stare down.

I'm use to masks. I grew up with them and i'm hopefully getting one soon. I can decipher them pretty well.

"Their really good at combo attacks, and they haven't even used Minati." I heard Ino chat with Kakashi and the rest of them.

Ohhh man... How much I wanted to pop her fucking slut face was totally beyond my control at the moment.

I watched silently and emotionlessly as Kakuzu and Shika converesed about his life and about the five hearts, now four, he took from the shinobi he's killed.

I watched as Kakashi's face was hard, behind that mask he gritted his teeth, or it looked like it. I knew he was analyzing Kakuzu. I growled lowly, it sounded a little muffled from my cloaks collar. I itched to bust open and kill them all flawlessly. But I knew I couldn't. I'd get in so much trouble by Kakuzu. He's to friggin uptight sometimes.

"Oh! By the way, does Konoha bury their dead?" Hidan suddenly jumped in. I smirked behind my cloak, knowing how clueless Hidan was sometimes.

Shika gasped. "Cuz if they do, it's gonna suck ass. Kakuzu's gonna be all, 'We'll have to dig up the bounty and take him to the exchange point'! That fire spitting bastard.. I expect to get a little more mileage outta him.. But in the end!, he was worthless!" Hidan complained.

"Says the guy who's head was chopped off.." Kakuzu muttered.

Hidan turned around sharply, his face angry and menacing. "Shut your goddamn hole! Achem, I know you guys came looking for revenge, but with your wortheless skills, that ain't happening. " Hidan said facing Kakashi and the others again. Hidan turned his head a little, facing me. He smirked and nodded, using two of his fingers to point at him. I sighed, knowing what he was going to do. Everyone looked afraid of me and Akatsuki, and angry.

Hidan slung his sythe over his shoulder as I walked up to him, slowly, smoothly, and emotionlessly.

"You all look like kids. You were his students I presume?" Hidan said, slinging his arm over my shoulder like a boyfriend and leaning on me cutely. I sighed.

He was so... Affectionate with me. It was cute, but annoying sometimes.

Hidan laughed and smirked as he leaned even closer to me. "Haha, with such a pussy for a teacher, it's no wonder you can't handle us. Kitten here, has had three and a half years of training with us, becoming the best! She is the most talented withing everything, she might even be past Akatsuki skills! She can fight! Unlike you bitches!" Hidan said, holding me like a prize, bragging and showing me off. It made me feel special in a way.

I continued to eternally laugh at how Hidan called Asuma a pussy.

"Don't you dare call Asuma a pussy!" Choji bellowed, preparing a fight. Shika held his shoulder, keeping his control. "Choji." Shika said calmly.