Purrfectly Impurrfect (Sasuke Love Story)

Invading Konoha.

We were walking along a dirt path in the forest. "How much further is this place?" Hidan complained. "We are almost there." I answered quietly and emotionlessly.

"Hah, yea right." Hidan scoffed. I rolled my eyes. But Hidan stopped and groaned. "You're fucking kidding right?! More climbing?!" He complained. "There better be a jinchuriki at the end of this! Because if there isn't, i'll get mad, and you know!-"

"Oh shut up already. " Kakuzu snapped, threatening Hidan. I rolled my eyes at their continuing childish behaviour. Their like frigging cat and dog! And I though Deidara and Tobi were bad..

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After a little while of walking we arrived at a temple. "A fucking temple? Really? You sure this is the right place?" Hidan asked a little annoyed.

"We'll see.. This is no ordinary temple." Kakuzu said quietly. I just stood there quietly and emotionlessly. Kakuzu squezzed his hands into fist, turning his hands black. Hey.. I could do that!

He punched the wall down easily. We stood infront of the building as the wind made our cloaks flap in the wind. Hidan went on about how they probably won't convert over to Jashin to easily. I rolled my eyes.

Jashin this one is obsessed with...

We all jumped down gracefully and walked twoards them. "Its no doubt! Its the Akatsuki!" the monk cried.

One man came walking out of a big crowd of men, he looked deep in thought. Hidan cocked his head to the side. I rolled my eyes at how clueless he was.

I ignored their chatter and watched the man approach us. They talked about money and the monks and the head masters profile.

I was bored by all of this and just ignored them. But I jumped into action as Hidan grew angered and ran for the man. Kakuzu following. Hidan dragged his triple bladed sword across the dirt as he ran. I just stood there watching, not bothering to attack since I had no reason to. But suddenly, fist came flying out behind the man, punching Kakuzu and Hidan multiple times. I growled in anger and ran at the man. "Don't touch them!" I barked as Hidan and Kakuzu were in the middle of the air being punched. I jumped infront of Kakuzu since Hidan was immortal and didn't have a problem. I bit my lip as the fist slammed into my body, but the upside?

I protected Kakuzu. We both fell to the ground, landing in a thump. We just laied there. I studied my chakra, becoming immortal.

"Hidan.. I'm fucking angry." I snapped. Hidan growled lowly with me.

"Now i'm mad.. Hey, Kakauzu, since this one is no jinchuriki, I can go ahead and follow my rules as usual right?" Hidan asked, sounding angry.

"Do what you like with him. But remember, his head is worth thirty million to me. So, don't go overboard. I want him reconizable." Kakuzu said quietly. I growled lowly. "Thank you Minati.." He said just below a whisper. I nodded, finally and easily brushing off the pain. I losened my chakra back to normal, taking away my ability of being immortal. I could now die if I wanted.

Hidan said a few more words before jumping into fighting mode. And so, he killed all the men, and brought the house down.

Litterally.

He laied in a limp position on the ground in the middle of the Jashin sign. Kakuzu grabbed the man worth thrity million and slung him over his shoulder. Kakuzu wanted to stop though, and get the thirty million for the mans head. He said they might even give him more because the man is still alive.

I brushed the dirt off my cloak and walked silently. Hidan and I caught up to Kakuzu as he walked with the man groaning lightly from the pain and fatigue of fighting. As we walked, Hidan stopped. Kakuzu and stopped staring at him. "Here." He said smirking.