Mario: ahhh todays a great day you know what IMA go eat doritos
Mario then checks the dorito stash
Mario: WHERE THE FUCK IS MY DORITOS AT
???: Haahahahaha
Mario: you MOTHAFUCKA where you at
??? Reveals himself
Wart: remember me
Mario: Uhhh that hooker down the street
Wart: No I'm wart
Mario: whose wart
Wart: me
Mario: still don't remember you
Wart: I have your doritos -AHAGAhahaha
Wart: and its in the skyland
Mario: I will kill you wart flies of
Mario: I need to find a way up there
To be continued
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MLG Mario 2 ( Bros Before Doritos)
Randomso marios doritos got stolen by some stupid villain so Mario needs to kill this son of a b**h
