Mario: ok now we passed the guards
yoshi: yeah thanks to freddy
then a smash was heard*explosion*
mario: what the fuck
Snakedude: wart called me to kill you
mario: oh i remember who you are
yoshi: oh no
snakedude: oh no brah
Yoshi eats snakedude and throws his egg into lava
yoshi: goood now its over
Mario: yoshi your a .............. GENIOUS
Yoshi: i know mario
mario: what is that
yoshi: oh crap its a lava room we cant get through
mario: DAMMIT
Chadtoaderson: i heard that you need a ...... HEY ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING
mario and yoshi uses powerups
Mario: Sorry chadtoderson
mario: good now we are pass that room
yoshi: yeah but look over there a goomba
goomba: HELP
Birdo: stop calling for help you stupid goomba
goomba: i have a name and its rick
rick: also i hate you
mario: oh look that hooker that i never got a suckie suckie from
birdo: IM NOT A HOOKER
rick: HELP mario
mario: Ill save you rick
birdo: have him i dont care
,mario: wanna join us rick
rick: sure
RICK JOINED YOUR PARTY
mario: so rick why are you here
rick: just to save my girlfriend goombella
yoshi: wow what a touching story
rick: and why are you doing here mario
mario: to save my doritos but that changed when luigi died so im gonna avenge him
rick: i feel sorry for you and why are you here yoshi
yoshi: just to help mario
rick: then lets continue forward
mario: (laughs) thats my line
rick: oh yeah i just rememberd that i had a map to the castle i will give it to you for free
mario: damm the place is freaking gigantic
A VERY LONG MONTAGE OF KILLING ENIMIES
mario: finaly im here to wart
opens door
mario: yoshi and rick stand back
mario: WART
Wart: OH SHIT
Wart fleed away in his carrier
mario: Pussy
yoshi: this feels like a trap
The celling breaks
Mario: BOWSER
"BOWSER": DIE MARIO
mario: i thought you were dead
mario killed "bowser"
mario: good now wait its a shy guy
yoshi: I think rick died
mario: DAMMIT
is mario gonna be sad that rick DIED Nope wait thats mean
YOU ARE READING
MLG Mario 2 ( Bros Before Doritos)
Randomso marios doritos got stolen by some stupid villain so Mario needs to kill this son of a b**h
