Mario: I HATE LIFE THAT HOOKER was ugily though hmm
Luigi: MARIO i missed you
Mario: I missed you two Luigi
Mouser : * clap clap clap* how happy is it for brothers to reunite
Mario: YOU KIDNAPED HIM
Mouser: yes I did but you know what * grabs gun* your gonna die
Mario: HOLYShitfucka
Luigi: NOOOOO
MOUSER: shoots gun
Luigi: * covers Mario*
Mario: NO no no no Luigi you have to be OK
Luigi: *coughs blood* Mario thank you for being a good brother
Mario: don't die on me
Luigi: is there cartracing in heaven
Mario: yes there is Luigi
*Luigi then dies*
Mouser: heheheh that fool
Mario:......... SHUT UP YOU BITCH I WILL MAKE YOU WISH YOU WERE NEVER BORN
Mouser: HOly shit
*Mario throws a bullet at mouser*
Mouser: uhh shy guys pokeypokeys weird mask guys Everyone kill Mario
Mouser then flees away
Mario: you all shit fuckers*tears dripping down*
Shyguy: Hahahah crybaby
* Mario breaks the shyguys skull*
Mario: WHO ELSE
Mario gets submachine guns and shoots it at the crowd Mario: good now they are all dead
*Mario makes a grave for Luigi* Mario: you will be forever in my heart and I will avenge you
Yoshi: don't worry Mario
Mario: it's OK Yoshi that mouser will pay no more doritos no more MLG now wart and his goons will pay
Yoshi: that's the spirit
Mario: LETSA go Yoshi to bowser castle
Yoshi: but why
Mario: cause there's something there that'll help us
Yoshi: but its been 10 years since bowser death
Mario: it was 5 and its gonna be very dusty and scarier
So liek tis if you cri evertim
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MLG Mario 2 ( Bros Before Doritos)
Randomso marios doritos got stolen by some stupid villain so Mario needs to kill this son of a b**h
