Mario: why is there a hooker over there
Birdo: I'm not a hooker
Mario: I'll give you a 100 for suckkie wink wink
Birdo: how would you even
Mario: I know you want to
Birdo: POKEY POKEY
Pokey pokey: yes birdo
Birdo: kill Mario
Mario then kills the pokey pokey
Mario: stop trying to avoid me I know you want it
Birdo: OK go into that eagle mouth thingi
Mario: OKIE DOKIEWAIt I'm in another goddamm world WHY
Will Mario get a suckkie on his mushroom NOPE
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MLG Mario 2 ( Bros Before Doritos)
Randomso marios doritos got stolen by some stupid villain so Mario needs to kill this son of a b**h
