Mario: Where do i go next i know the mushroom kingdom
???: You cant
mario: what
???: you cant mario the kingdom is getting attacked right now has we speek
mario: WHAT
???: yeah but i will help you to save the kingdom but we need to call your old enemies
mario: bowsers dead sonic is a irrelevant fucktard and i hate wario
fawfull i dont know his whereabouts and that hooker DIDNT GIVE ME THAT SUCKIE SUCKIE
???: i didnt meant that i meant old friends
mario: wait who are you
??? reaveals self
kirby: so we need to call the others
mario: not smash bros agian
kirby: AWW HELL NAW
link: hey lets
Everyone: SHUT UP
Link: but why?
Sonic: cause you can't talk
Mario: yea wait SUCK A DICK SONIC
Kirby: HEY aren't we gonna save the kingdom
Mario: how
Kirby: lets go forward
Mario: but that's my line
(Warts POV)
Wart: so if I kill this purple toad
Shroob: kill me and you regret it
Wart: nah I won't MOUSER
Mouser: yes wart
Wart: we need to capture everybody
Birdo: so we captured most of the toads
Wart: so good hahahah
(Mario's POV)
Mario: so wait there's something in the sky
Kirby: yeah wait its a..... A CARRIER
mario: oh shit
Ricky: hey Mario dont you know the mushroomkingdom is under attack
Mario: yea
Yoshi: let's go save the kingdom
Mario: oh shit look at that flames everywhere
Toad: help the flame is in another pancreas
Then pineapples
Bowser came back to life
Bowser: HEY STOP ATTACKING THE KINGDOM! WHAT IF MY SWEET DEAR SEXY PRINCESS IS IN THERE!?!?
Wart: UH OH BOWSER
bowser: SO YOU TOOK MY ARMY
Wart: bowser we can work together and i'll let you make sweet sensual love with the princess
Bowser: OK
Link: guys look weird purple toads
Mario: shut up you can't talk
Mario: Holy shit hes telling the truth
mouser: so mario now im gonna kill ya
mario: rick give me the gun
rick: ok
mario then shoots mouser
mouser: i never had a twinkie before
mario then kills mouser
mario: good now mousers done with
rick: 0-0
Mario: yeah
bowser: mario im back to kill ya
mario: why?
bowser: cause you killed my sweet and innocent son that would never troll!! Bowser Cornelius Jr
mario: oh yeah and DIE BITCH
bowser then crushes mario to a pulp and mario dies
rick:noooooo
bowser: im not gonna kill ya stupid goomba cause your a weekling
bowser walks away
rick: WHYYYY
?????: my brother is dead dont worry rick i will save him
YOU ARE READING
MLG Mario 2 ( Bros Before Doritos)
Randomso marios doritos got stolen by some stupid villain so Mario needs to kill this son of a b**h
