My Hero Shenanigans

Chapter 3

Ay ok back again, hey hi, oh god this chapter took so long. As usual not gonna hold you long. Let's get to it.

I only own Onyx (as it is a self-insert and I'm Onyx)

Credit to a friend who is Chara.

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"Bring them inside before it gets cold" The elderly woman ushered. Aizawa scooped up the unconscious Onyx as Mic ushered Chara inside with his arm over their shoulder. As they stepped into the teachers' dorm, snow started to fall.

"Shouta, place them down on the couch" the elder ordered while a duo of an anthropomorphic block of concrete and dog-hyena thing moved either to one of the two armchairs or to stand behind the couch. The mouse-dog creature hopped down from the skeleton's shoulder. Mic sat Chara down in one of the armchairs.

"So who are these two?" the sentient block of cement asked calmly.

"We're trying to figure it out" Aizawa grumbled, rubbing his eyes

"They just came outta nowhere, like they fell from the sky or something!" mic chimed in exasperated. The skele-man headed over to the kitchen to make some tea while the rat-dog thing clambered onto the coffee table to meet eyes with Chara

"Hello, my name is Nezu, I may be a rat or a dog or a bear but I'm the principal! Now can you tell me how you ended up in UA's grounds with your unconscious friend here?"

"I... I'm not entirely sure how we ended up here..." Chara stammered out. A soft groan came from the direction of the couch, where Onyx was laid down.

"That was a weird dream... in my hero and then this giant needle chases me!" Onyx grunted as they sat up.

"Ummm... some of that wasn't a dream Onyx."

"WE'RE BEING CHASED BY A GIANT NEEDLE?!" Onyx screamed.

"No, no we are not, we are in my hero... WHY WAS THAT YOUR FIRST THOUGHT?!"

"Cus the first thing seemed like a fanfiction level idea... WAIT AM I STILL DRACONIC?!"

"Yes, we're still in the my hero universe some FUCKING how!"

"THE TV OF COURSE! That weird glow has to have caused this!"

"What are you on about?"

"You remember the storm right?"

"Well yeah, we were comfy in a little nest of blankets on your floor. How does that have anything to do with this?"

"What about when the power went out?"

"Well... yeah, but that still doesn't explain how we got here still?"

"Clearly you've never accidentally read a self insert fanfiction"

"What? No... why would that be important?"

"In a lot of them, something like a storm happens and the author gets sucked into a portal into whatever world they want!"

"Errrr... what? What does that mean for us?"

"Until we find what brought us here we're stuck"

"So what do we do until then? Like we have animals at home, our parents, college?"

"I... I don't know... in some cases, time doesn't flow in the real world. But in others..."

"Maybe we at UA could be of assistance?" Nezu piped up.

"Wha... what do you mean?" Chara asked

"I believe what Nezu means is that we teachers at UA will help any way we can" came the calm tone from the skeleton

"EEEEEEEEEEE" squealed Onyx suddenly "AlL mIgHt, the king of not taking care of himself! While also putting others first!" Chara started to crack up with laughter.

"I- E- A-" All Might spewed blood from being flustered.

"The deary has a point, Toshinori. It's a bad habit of yours, and it's bad for your health." the elder chuckled. Onyx snickered.

"Hey I found a bag on the grass outside." came the voice of a buff orc-like man, he held up a black bag with white accents. (*) Chara & Onyx glance over at the orcish man.

"Ay, it's the orc-vampire Vlad King!" Onyx chirped, throwing their hands up in the air.

"My bag!" Chara said just as their eyes suddenly glowed an ominous mossy green colour and Vlad turned to stone in mere seconds. Immediately Aizawa used his quirk on Chara while everyone else panicked, while Vlad is just a stone statue.

"MEDUSA!" Onyx yelled with surprise.

Everything fell silent for a moment before Chara let out a banshee-like scream; "AHHHHHH... WHAT THE FUCK???"

"It appears there is more to-"

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH" Onyx screamed as a burst of blue flames shot from their mouth which hit the ceiling, scorching it.

"Well fuck!" Came a voice, from in the doorway, with a thermos in her hand was a scantily clad woman.

"Oh hey, Midnight!" Mic chirped like nothing happened. Then the shrill wail of the dorm smoke alarm went off and the sprinklers triggered drenching everyone. Chara covered their ears, lowering their head, nearly curling themselves into a ball. Mic took his headphones off and gently placed them on Chara's ears over their hands; he held the headphones and guided Chara to their feet. Chara took their hands from their ears and placed them over the headphones. The staff in the dorm stepped outside into the snow, with the two newcomers. The hyena-dog thing brought Vlad out by dragging along the floor and dumped him unceremoniously face down in the snow.

"As I was saying, it appears there's more to both your quirks" Nezu smiled, as he continued "I'll offer you a place to stay here at UA, and we will teach you how to control your new quirks." Chara is trying to back away from the loud noise coming from the dorms, not having heard Nezu. Onyx tilted their head.

"Are you sure?..." Onyx hummed, scratching their arm.

"Certainly, you are both in need" Nezu responded

"Thank you, for all of this..," The draconic mumbled, their tail wagging like a puppy. The loud whirring siren finally stopped. Someone in a light brown trench coat with 2 peg legs appeared with a few police officers, led by a cat-person and a man in another trench coat. There was a coughing noise from the cat-guy;

"Need a hand here?" the cat being asked.

"No" Nezu was the first to respond,

"Yes" came All Might's response next,

"Absolutely" Aizawa sighed afterwards.